Neroli's ego

POSTED BY: howdyrockerbaby1
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 1, 2004 16:00
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HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 7:08 PM

Okay, so we start a riot in Neroli and Gunhand's honor because they haven't been around...and then i find out...that Neroli has been here all the while just lurking...i think Neroli just wanted to have a little ego-stroking...

This is an intervention

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 12:24 AM

I think we should approach her in a non-confrontational manner. She's kinda tetchy if you corner her. I think we should have her committed to the same re-hab Gunhand and Kelly Osbourne are in.

Mal-licious

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 2:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
I think we should approach her in a non-confrontational manner. She's kinda tetchy if you corner her. I think we should have her committed to the same re-hab Gunhand and Kelly Osbourne are in.

Mal-licious

Just as long as its not the Rehab that Whitney Houston went to for what a day and a half? Then went home for personal treatment (:cough: more cocaine :cough:)

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 2:34 AM

What I'm in rehab now?

Sheesh get stormed upon and then sick for a few days and wind up in rehab...

Good thing I didn't know you guys in college.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

STATIC

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 2:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
What I'm in rehab now?

Sheesh get stormed upon and then sick for a few days and wind up in rehab...

Now, now. . .Gunhand. . .

DENIAL is the first sign you have a problem.

Actually. . .driving your 'vette at 130 MPH down the interstate with a hooker in your lap, losing control, rolling the 'vette and walking away only to pass out, then wake up in Tijuana. . .THAT is the FIRST sign that you have a problem. Denial is the SECOND.

But I digress.

Static - Harem-master extraordinare

==================================================
"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 2:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
What I'm in rehab now?

Sheesh get stormed upon and then sick for a few days and wind up in rehab...

Good thing I didn't know you guys in college.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Gunhand!

I would like to...uh....put it on the record that i NEVER ever said that you were in rehab...

*Runs and jumps in your old bunker...*

...crap.... you know where that is don't you?

...

....

maybe in your....er...post-rehabinal(i made up a word!) state you've forgotten its location.

i won't take my chances though!

*finds an empty field and starts digging a hole*

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 2:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
What I'm in rehab now?

Sheesh get stormed upon and then sick for a few days and wind up in rehab...

Now, now. . .Gunhand. . .

DENIAL is the first sign you have a problem.

Actually. . .driving your 'vette at 130 MPH down the interstate with a hooker in your lap, losing control, rolling the 'vette and walking away only to pass out, then wake up in Tijuana. . .THAT is the FIRST sign that you have a problem. Denial is the SECOND.

But I digress.

Static - Harem-master extraordinare

==================================================
"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

Well one time I woke up in Montreal and a couple nice ladies were making me breakfast in the kitchen, speaking to each other in French the whole while and all I could think of was,"How drunk was I last night? I drove to France!"

Of course at the time I thought I could actually drive to France from NY...Which says something about my state, of mind not NY itself which I kinda am lukewarm on. Then I remembered the bar fight, wondered where we left the Humvee, and why am I wearing a fur hat?

That could be the sign of a problem...

Now as far as Tijuana goes. I'm not at liberty to say anothing about Tijuana. The First Rule of Tojuana is that there is no Tijuana.

Ummm. Nevermind. Hope this rehab they signed me up for has good breakfasts...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

JEBBYPAL

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 3:04 AM

Quote:
Gunhand wrote: Hope this rehab they signed me up for has good breakfasts...

Well depends, how do you feel about protein cubes made by Zoe?

The Strawberry Monkey
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GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 3:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by jebbypal:
Quote:
Gunhand wrote: Hope this rehab they signed me up for has good breakfasts...

Well depends, how do you feel about protein cubes made by Zoe?

The Strawberry Monkey
http://p221.ezboard.com/bfireflyfanficawards

Eating my gun is a term that comes directly to mind...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 3:11 AM

I...uh...um...

I didn't think the riot was for me...so I never checked that thread...I'm sorry!! ~hangs head in shame~

Just never was much for rioting so's I never went into that thread. Gunhands the Riot guy...

Going to go check out me and Gunhands riot right now!!

The Old Broad Monkey

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GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 3:13 AM

I'm willing to share the riot with my groupie.

And yes, I am the riot guy.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 4:47 AM

if i start a riot to bust you two out of rehab (protein cube breakfasts? you CANNOT stay), can i be dubbed official riot instigator and often participant?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 4:51 AM

Well, I think they're both sick puppies, but they're OUR sick puppies! Geminis too...just not looking good for you two, I'm afraid!

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 4:53 AM

Just kidding, just kidding! (Mom feeling guilty about her untamed sarcasm) It's just that I'm hurt that nobody has visited me in jail!

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 4:55 AM

mom, i tried to visit you but one of the cops recognized me (despite my black spy attire) and i had to make a run for it. i did manage to smuggle in some cigarettes for you to barter with...check your blankets.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 5:01 AM

How sweet! Biffy from the kitchen is interested in the cigs, she's willing to trade for chocolate. And the cops wouldn't have recognized you if you weren't mumbling "I'm going to Jayne's bunk!" over and over again! Off to make license plates!

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 5:04 AM

Hi, Neroli and Gunhand. Cageybee's birthday is Thursday, and I'm thinking both of yours is real soon. If you'd like, I could give you a birthday reading from my book. Just give me the date. Good luck in rehab!

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 5:08 AM

that mumbling gives me away everytime! although, it helped a lot when i needed to get out of jury duty

and, if anyone wants to get me something for my birthday, you know where to send it...

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 7:02 AM

All right, we need to organize a jailbreak for Mom...let's not forget to bring a gag for Cageybee so that muttering problem won't be a problem...hehehe

The Old Broad Monkey

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ZORIAH

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 10:15 AM

Can I help?

I am a minion to Gunhand and Neroli, they both love Jayne and therefore I must follow....

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 12:05 PM

Of course you can help...we have to get Mom out of prison. I'm thinking we're gonna need all the help we can get!

The Old Broad Monkey

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BROWNCOAT1

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 1:00 PM

(Looks around at the thread)

So Elwoodmom is in jail, and Neroli & Gunhand are in rehab?

Wow, some Browncoats just can't stay out of trouble.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

STATIC

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 1:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BrownCoat1:
[B Wow, some Browncoats just can't stay out of trouble.

To paraphrase.. .

Man.. .I'm out of the picture for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur!

==================================================
"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

JEBBYPAL

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 2:22 PM

Just get River to tell the feds to release mom! I'm sure she can convince her w/ her ability to kill w/ her mind and all;)

The Strawberry Monkey
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BROWNCOAT1

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 3:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Quote:
Originally posted by BrownCoat1:
[B Wow, some Browncoats just can't stay out of trouble.

To paraphrase.. .

Man.. .I'm out of the picture for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur!

Ain't that the truth.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 7:57 PM

See? We need the fine, upstanding pillars of the community to keep the rest of us in check, or...something like that.

Hey Jebbypal, gret idea!!

~sends River off to get Mom out of jail with Book tagging along to help~

The Old Broad Monkey

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MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 7:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Of course you can help...we have to get Mom out of prison. I'm thinking we're gonna need all the help we can get!

The Old Broad Monkey

http://p221.ezboard.com/bfireflyfanficawards

Dudette! We baked a key in the brownies Delia made with the leftover riot eggs! Mom can break her own ass out of jail!

Mal-licious

BADGERSHAT

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 8:53 PM

I hereby officially offer any assistance in the jailbreak. I can serve as your ladder, should you need it to reach the second or even third story windows (I don't mind getting climbed).

I also can serve as the jailbreak party's periscope, to keep an eye out for any trouble that may approach.

And, should we decide to break them out through the front door, I shall wear my floor-length black leather overcoat, under which I can smuggle up to three average size people.

Anything to be helpful...

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 8:55 PM

I'll be an under-coat agent! Can I be 99, Max?

Mal-licious

BADGERSHAT

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 8:57 PM

.... umm..... sure.....

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 9:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
.... umm..... sure.....

--Jefé The Hat

Good answer, grasshopper. You're learning! (Max and 99? From "Get Smart? circa 1960-something? Kaos? AAAAAaaaaggggg! I'm OLD!)

Mal-licious

BADGERSHAT

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 9:19 PM

Well, seeing as how I was born in 1975, the 60s aren't even a blur to me... sorry...

... "Get Smart"... was that the guy who talked to his shoes?

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 10:39 PM

Flashbacks of Han Solo!! (Delusions of grandeur...get it...Star Wars?) I'm so touched everyone is helping me bust out. So, who is Bonnie, who is Clyde? Mom with a record, ain't it sweet! I think I may have swallowed the key while I was eating the delicious brownies. (They feed us here.) But if River could close her eyes and aim a gun, and Book could shoot some knees out, I can make a run, a very slow run for it! If we all make it out in one piece, you all can stay up as late as possible, and eat as much junk food as you want!

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 10:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
.... umm..... sure.....

--Jefé The Hat

Hey, The Avengers was a great show, it ranks right up there with Gilligans Island! Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip....that started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship!
I think I'm older than you Malicious!

Good answer, grasshopper. You're learning! (Max and 99? From "Get Smart? circa 1960-something? Kaos? AAAAAaaaaggggg! I'm OLD!)

Mal-licious

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 10:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
I hereby officially offer any assistance in the jailbreak. I can serve as your ladder, should you need it to reach the second or even third story windows (I don't mind getting climbed).

I also can serve as the jailbreak party's periscope, to keep an eye out for any trouble that may approach.

And, should we decide to break them out through the front door, I shall wear my floor-length black leather overcoat, under which I can smuggle up to three average size people.

Anything to be helpful...

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

I'm so....sniffle...touched!

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 10:58 PM

Neroli, I'm feeling bad. This is a thread dedicated to you, and I somehow turned into a get-out-of-jail-free thread about me! I'm sorry!

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 11:49 PM

Mom! It was supposed to be a 3 hour tour, with Gilligan, the Skipper too, the millionaaiirrre and his wife. The movie star, (this shows you how old I am) and the rest*, are here on Gilligan's Isle...

(*=the professor and Maryanne, added in, I believe, season 2.)

Mal-licious

ELWOODMOM

Thursday, May 27, 2004 12:22 AM

It's more like The professor aaannnnnndddddd Maryannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, here on Gilligans Isle! It's all about nuances!

GUNHAND

Thursday, May 27, 2004 12:26 AM

Nuances.

Semantics.

Shades of Meaning.

These are the things that hammers were invented for.

Now as far as the jailbreak goes, have no fear, even though I'm supposedly in rehab I escaped and am back at the Bunker. So I'm gearing up to bust y'all out in a most manly and heroic fashion. While standing behind Jefé so as to not be seen while doing it by anyone at the prison, outside the prison or yea verilly looking down with a Keyhole.

So fret not young warriors we're coming to save y'all. Well as soon as I finish my drink.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Thursday, May 27, 2004 1:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
How sweet! Biffy from the kitchen is interested in the cigs, she's willing to trade for chocolate. And the cops wouldn't have recognized you if you weren't mumbling "I'm going to Jayne's bunk!" over and over again! Off to make license plates!

What prison are you in mom?

I'm going to make sure that if i do something wrong i get sent to your prison...that way i can be online a lot!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

NEROLI

Thursday, May 27, 2004 2:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Neroli, I'm feeling bad. This is a thread dedicated to you, and I somehow turned into a get-out-of-jail-free thread about me! I'm sorry!

Well, considering you got snatched during Gunhand and I's riot then it is juuuuuuuuust fine your jailbreak takes over my thread...I mean, I may have an ego but it ain't that big/

The Old Broad Monkey

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MALICIOUS

Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Quote:
I may have an ego but it ain't that big/

(Mal-licious snorts and rolls eyes, like a big sister does)

Mal-licious

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NEROLI

Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:

(Mal-licious snorts and rolls eyes, like a big sister does)

Mal-licious

Pffttt....lite your's is any smaller.

The Old Broad Monkey

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ELWOODMOM

Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:32 PM

Now you two, behave!

NEROLI

Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:49 PM

She started it!!! She snorted at me!

The Old Broad Monkey

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MALICIOUS

Thursday, May 27, 2004 9:45 PM

Ahh, quitcherbitchin' brat. Don't forget the eyerolling, aren't you going to tell her about that? (pulls Neroli's hair as she walks out of the room)

Mal-licious

ELWOODMOM

Thursday, May 27, 2004 10:20 PM

Ya both better knock if off before I give you something to cry about! How many times did we hear THAT one??

MALICIOUS

Thursday, May 27, 2004 10:22 PM

How many times have I SAID that one!

Mal-licious

GUNHAND

Thursday, May 27, 2004 10:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Ya both better knock if off before I give you something to cry about! How many times did we hear THAT one??

Never. I was an only child.

And I was never warned I was gonna get something to cry about, the shoes just were thrown with no warning at all. My mom likes history too and whenever she had to lay the smackdown on me always did it Pearl Harborlike.

Crafty women she is.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

ELWOODMOM

Thursday, May 27, 2004 10:24 PM

So you get a lesson in discipline and history at the same time? What a bargain!

ELWOODMOM

Thursday, May 27, 2004 10:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
How many times have I SAID that one!

Mal-licious

Hell, I lost count a long time ago! And I swore I'd never be like my mother...

GUNHAND

Thursday, May 27, 2004 10:30 PM

There were only 3 shoe throwing incidents from the time I hatched until I moved out, which is pretty good. I was a good child...

Who am I kidding, I was a sneaky little bastard and just really good at not getting caught.

But yes she always tried to make me learn...while pummeling the crap out of me. Which is all good because I always deserved it. Blamed myself for the shoes not her because...well I shoulda been sneakier!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Friday, May 28, 2004 4:57 AM

ok, enough about history and more breaking mom out! we can't just leave her there, she breaks up our fights even while she's imprisoned.

i've decided to challenge several of the guards to a game of poker (hence the di-version- so gunhand, keep your clothes on.) anyway, this way you guys can bust mom out, i can swindle some money, and we can use it to buy laser lights for "the fireflies" first show.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Friday, May 28, 2004 5:29 AM

Dammit as soon as I saw poker I got excited that I'd get to be the di-version.

*sits down and sulks*

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Friday, May 28, 2004 5:32 AM

ok, get naked...i'm not that good at poker anyway.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

NEROLI

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Ahh, quitcherbitchin' brat. Don't forget the eyerolling, aren't you going to tell her about that? (pulls Neroli's hair as she walks out of the room)

Mal-licious

OW!!!

I knew there was a reason I avoided coming back into this thread last night...LOL

The Old Broad Monkey

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NEROLI

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Ya both better knock if off before I give you something to cry about! How many times did we hear THAT one??

But...but...~goes off to sulk in her room~

The Old Broad Monkey

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GUNHAND

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:28 AM

Poke her with a stick, that'll learn her.

Not that I'm condoning violence or anything...aww who am I kidding, I always condone it. Just friendly violence at least.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
ok, get naked...i'm not that good at poker anyway.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

WOOOO HOOOO!! Nekkid Gunhand!! Oh wait, that's meant to divert the guards...hehehee

The Old Broad Monkey

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GUNHAND

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:29 AM

Wait I'm getting nekkid now too?

Man I really need to pay more attention...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Poke her with a stick, that'll learn her.

Not that I'm condoning violence or anything...aww who am I kidding, I always condone it. Just friendly violence at least.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

hmmmm...anyone got a stick??? ~looks around~

The Old Broad Monkey

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NEROLI

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Wait I'm getting nekkid now too?

Man I really need to pay more attention...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Oops, my bad, that was Cageybee that was getting nekkid...what can I say, wishful thinking?

The Old Broad Monkey

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GUNHAND

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:30 AM

I got one...oh wait no I don't.

*lowers his voice*

I think Mal-icious could kick my butt but if you look in the back of my Jeep there should be a stick, it just didn't come from me if ya knowwhatimean.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:31 AM

Okiwon'ttellherwhereIgotit....hehehe

The Old Broad Monkey

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CAGEYBEE

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:34 AM

neroli, here's your whip back. good news is, it is unused. bad news is, it is unused.

truth be told, i just kinda forgot. oops. but thanks for letting me borrow it. if ever you need some sort of weapon that doubles the pleasure, don't hesitate to ask me.

also, it was not me getting nekkid, it was definitely gunhand. the di-version would be much better that way.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:37 AM

Well as long as it's for di-versionary purposes and not because I'm an exhibitionist...oh wait it's me, nevermind...

I'll get right on with the di-versionification then. Well as soon as I get a cup of coffee, it's darn cold here and I don't wanna catch me a sniffle or nothing.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

MALICIOUS

Saturday, May 29, 2004 12:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Okiwon'ttellherwhereIgotit....hehehe

OUCH!! Hey! Was that a stick I just got poked with or are you all just glad to see me?

Wait a minute...that stick looks awfullllly familiar...and look, there are initials carved into it...it looks like a "G" and the other one looks like...."N?"...nooo....it's an "H"!!! Hmmm. I'm going to have to confiscate this here evidence and run it through ballistics and stuff. Try to narrow down who it belongs to. And THEN!!

Mal-licious

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:45 PM

I'm wondering if it's time for that birds-and-bees talk with you all. I didn't worry about Cageybee, because I think she and Jayne played rummy all night, but I'm starting to worry about the rest of you. Everyone sit down in a circle. Now, I know you're all virgins, so how do I begin?? When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much...

CAGEYBEE

Sunday, May 30, 2004 3:30 AM

Quote:
I didn't worry about Cageybee, because I think she and Jayne played rummy all night

what's rummy? because if its a card game, jayne does NOT know how to play...

his talents lie elsewhere

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, May 30, 2004 4:53 AM

Yes it IS a card game, but I forgot that you two were playing tiddlywinks instead!

I only thought cards, because of the scene where Jayne pulls a deck out of his pants!

GUNHAND

Sunday, May 30, 2004 4:55 AM

That's why I'm wearing my kilt from now till my birthday. So no one expects me to start dealing cards.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, May 30, 2004 4:57 AM

That was funny! I sincerelly hope that you receive a package with airhole in it! Then you can put the Scottish bagpipes away!

GUNHAND

Sunday, May 30, 2004 4:59 AM

Never cared much for bagpipes. They make me cry. Yeah okay I admitted it.

But if you ever heard Garry Owen on the bagpipes you'll understand.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Sunday, May 30, 2004 5:14 AM

Quote:
you two were playing tiddlywinks

uhh, what?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

ELWOODMOM

Monday, May 31, 2004 7:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Never cared much for bagpipes. They make me cry. Yeah okay I admitted it.

But if you ever heard Garry Owen on the bagpipes you'll understand.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Here's some tissue, birthday boy!

ELWOODMOM

Monday, May 31, 2004 7:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
Quote:
you two were playing tiddlywinks

uhh, what?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Oh, never mind! I know perfectly well what you were doing!

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, June 1, 2004 5:02 AM

uh, well, mom, uh, we just....and then he...and i...sorta, well, ummmmmmmm, yeah....uh, thanks for the present?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

NEROLI

Tuesday, June 1, 2004 5:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
neroli, here's your whip back. good news is, it is unused. bad news is, it is unused.

truth be told, i just kinda forgot. oops. but thanks for letting me borrow it. if ever you need some sort of weapon that doubles the pleasure, don't hesitate to ask me.

also, it was not me getting nekkid, it was definitely gunhand. the di-version would be much better that way.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Ah well, at least it was in the same house as him...hehehee

Thanks for returning it Cageybee...and see? I ain't crazy, I knew it was Gunhand getting nekkid!

The Old Broad Monkey

http://p221.ezboard.com/bfireflyfanficawards

NEROLI

Tuesday, June 1, 2004 5:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Okiwon'ttellherwhereIgotit....hehehe

OUCH!! Hey! Was that a stick I just got poked with or are you all just glad to see me?

Wait a minute...that stick looks awfullllly familiar...and look, there are initials carved into it...it looks like a "G" and the other one looks like...."N?"...nooo....it's an "H"!!! Hmmm. I'm going to have to confiscate this here evidence and run it through ballistics and stuff. Try to narrow down who it belongs to. And THEN!!

Mal-licious

~giggles~ Oops, sorry Malicious.

The Old Broad Monkey

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CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, June 1, 2004 5:47 AM

neroli, do you mind if i borrow your whip for gunhand's birthday? i know that you probably want to use it, but i just need it for a little while at the party, and then you can use it for any and all after party activities you deem necessary.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

NEROLI

Tuesday, June 1, 2004 5:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
neroli, do you mind if i borrow your whip for gunhand's birthday? i know that you probably want to use it, but i just need it for a little while at the party, and then you can use it for any and all after party activities you deem necessary.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Sure, you can use it...I'm likely to miss the party anyways...but I should be there for the after-party party....hehehee

~hands the whip back to Cageybee~

The Old Broad Monkey

http://p221.ezboard.com/bfireflyfanficawards

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, June 1, 2004 5:56 AM

*gives Neroli's whip a few practice lashes*
ahhh, just like riding a bike....well, not really....

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, June 1, 2004 6:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
uh, well, mom, uh, we just....and then he...and i...sorta, well, ummmmmmmm, yeah....uh, thanks for the present?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

No return receipt with that one! I can't wait til February, when it's my turn!

GUNHAND

Tuesday, June 1, 2004 10:00 AM

I'm starting to get a mite leery about tonight for some reason.

*ponders setting up the computer in the bunker just in case...*

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, June 1, 2004 4:00 PM

Be afraid. Be very afraid! We all know the location of your bunker, so you may want to relocate to oh, somewhere in the North Pole!