Rumsfeld, Bush approved Iraq torture policy
POSTED BY: Ghoulman
UPDATED: Friday, October 29, 2004 15:24
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The Draft? You don’t know the half of it.
After 9/11, Bush and his minions knew they had the prefect excuse needed to justify taking over the world, but that even restoring the draft wouldn’t provide the manpower needed to subjugate the entire planet. As they began to cast about for a source of more troops, their eyes fell upon Canada. It was perfect; nearby, used to American culture, speaking almost the same language, and no one would ever miss a few hundred thousand Canadians.
A top-secret project, code named Operation Hoser, was set up to test the feasibility of capturing and brainwashing Canadian men for use in our military. On New Year’s Eve of 2001, a team of highly trained U.S. Special Forces was infiltrated into Canada to select a representative subject. Fortunately for Canadian manhood and world peace, it was Ghoulman.
Ghoul was quickly chloroformed, bound, and smuggled across the border in the false bottom of a crate of Canadian pharmaceuticals. Taken to a secret laboratory at a still-undisclosed location, the unconscious Ghoulman was given a thorough physical exam, with promising results. The psychologists then began the brainwashing procedure and discovered...well...let’s just say you can’t wash what you can’t find.
Disappointed, the project heads had the Green Berets return Ghoulman, still knocked out, to Canada. They doused him with rotgut whiskey and left him on a street corner where he finally awakened hours later, wondering how he’d gotten to Red Deer...and why his underpants were on backwards.
Thus the Neo-con’s plans for world domination were quashed, and they had to settle for the oil in Iraq. I do understand, though, that there have been a lot of unexplained disappearances in New Zealand. Hmm.
Just kiddin', Ghoul.
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