Example of how Reality TV will take over Movie Industry

POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Sunday, May 23, 2004 03:31
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SUCCATASH

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 3:54 AM

I predict that in the near future:

All the major movie studios with eligible licensing rights will join together and co-produce a Battle of the Super Heroes movie.

All major comic book heroes will be invited to join in this CGI big budget extravaganza.

A live-action major motion picture with top of the line special effects will be co-produced, with multiple endings so each hero has a chance to win.

Before the movie, Reality TV fans phone in to vote for the toughest Super Hero.

Based on the votes in a particular region, that's the ending shown at local theaters. The Winner changes depending on the votes of individual cities.

The DVD, which includes ALL multiple endings and more, is a huge success. Viewers will want to watch all the battles they missed.

Excuse me, I have to end this post now because FOX just called and they're offering me a job.

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 4:26 AM

Stop...stop now...Because that's exactly the sort of thing they'd wind up trying.

Or, even worse,"The Jar-Jar Celebrity Jam"

Okay for that one I must go and stab myself in the leg with a spork.

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

SIGMANUNKI

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 4:53 AM

'Tash, that's just disturbing. Stop giving those TV exec's ideas.

GH... spork! LOL

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"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

SUCCATASH

Saturday, May 22, 2004 7:49 PM

For the past few days, I've been followed by two men in dark suits. I think I've stumbled onto something and now my life is in danger.

SIGMANUNKI

Sunday, May 23, 2004 3:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:

For the past few days, I've been followed by two men in dark suits. I think I've stumbled onto something and now my life is in danger.

Those Bastards

Run 'Tash Run!!!

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"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show