Zombie Apocalypse?

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OONJERAH

Thursday, June 7, 2012 9:43 PM

This is Official ...

Hicks: Zombies taking over America?
http://www.mercurynews.com/entertainment/ci_20797774/hicks-zombies-tak
ing-over-america

It's official, according to the Centers for Disease Control: Zombies do not exist.

Phew!

I don't know what's scarier -- the idea of rotting animated corpses craving human
flesh shuffling down my street, or that the CDC had to tell people they don't really
exist.

Last week, CDC spokesman David Daigle sent an email to the Huffington Post that
addressed America's burning question about whether the undead walk among us . . .

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I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. ~Charles R Swindoll

OONJERAH

Thursday, June 7, 2012 9:49 PM

Isn't this why we have cremation?
To wisely prevent the rise of Zombies and Vampires.

BYTEMITE

Thursday, June 7, 2012 10:32 PM

Frem: I know. You'd think that with two self-proclaimed cannibals on the board people would be less surprised by stuff like this.

Everything on this world is 3.6 billion years old, everything about humans is a few million years old. Stuff like this is really not anything new.

Also, toxicology is still not back, so it appears blaming these occurrences on bath salts was premature, though it does not rule out bath salts or other mind-bending drugs acting on existing mental problems. Including the possibility that they just had a bad reaction to cannabis.

(Plays "reefer madness" video) *shrug*

Or that no drugs were required and the people in question were just violently insane.

Here's another article about this.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/loom/2012/06/05/your-guide-to-zombie
-parasite-journalism/

6IXSTRINGJACK

Friday, June 8, 2012 2:34 AM

Eating people is just downright un-kosher...

Between drugs, processed food, caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and all of the other horrible things we put in our bodies, any cut you got of a person would be worse than the pig lips and assholes they stuff cheap hot-dogs with.

Maybe if you found a true vegan and cooked them up for unknowing guests people would rave about the quality of the meal....

But really, if you were going to do something bad to a vegan, wouldn't it be so much more fun to just tie them down to a chair and feed them only water and beef? How many days until they cracked and ate it and realized how awesome beef is?

BYTEMITE

Friday, June 8, 2012 3:36 PM

It'd take a while, the stomach gets used to not eating rich foods, and it makes vegans a little sick if they go off the wagon and start eating meat again.

If you feed them too lean a cut, you can kill them. It's a common problem when people eat only rabbit meat in survival situations. The liver can only metabolize so much protein a day, and the human diet needs other food to supplement it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_starvation

Also, this probably qualifies as psychological torture - the term applies whenever you force someone to unwillingly engage in an activity and break their resistance to it. Tying them up and confining them counts as abduction and denial of free will, even if they think they're doing it for the other person's own good, and anyone who actually does it should probably turn in their chaotic alignment card and pick up their jackboots.

JAYNEZTOWN

Thursday, August 3, 2023 1:16 AM

San Francisco is a complete mess of a city. Even the nice parts are surrounded by fentanyl addicts

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1686810677326008320#m

JAYNEZTOWN

Saturday, August 5, 2023 8:52 AM

Mobs fighting in downtown New York City.
Migrants sleeping on every corner.
https://twitter.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1687563700574765056
Thieves going open season on convenience stores.
A Democrat's paradise.

JAYNEZTOWN

Tuesday, January 14, 2025 9:04 PM

some say money for infrastructure is instead DIVERTED to NGO groups who continue to gain wealth

This just happened. As I was driving to the gym I saw a fire ablaze. I got off to record but quickly realized I could potentially stop it from spreading. I jumped on to action and became a firefighter for a few minutes. I don’t understand how not 1 person tried to stop this fire, it took a guy from Texas to stop it. Everyone else was just watching.. Don’t mind my heavy breathing.
https://x.com/AgueroForTexas/status/1878894171655962675/

The haunting footage of the 5-acre Auto Fire, captured by KTLA, paints a grim picture in northern Oxnard, just north of Los Angeles in Ventura County.
https://x.com/DarkUnvarnished/status/1879040539607384515

Sky5 is overhead of a brush fire in JurupaValley, where hand crews are seen aggressively working to contain the flames.
https://x.com/KTLA/status/1878989043629011156

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