Prepare for the Zombies!
POSTED BY: whozit
UPDATED: Friday, May 20, 2011 05:12
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You're going to need these guys as well
ETA: Also Alice
That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.
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Originally posted by whozit:Quote:Can it open beer bottles? During the apocalypse I plan to get totally ripped!
Originally posted by Hardware:Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Your best weapon for a zombie apocalypse is a machete. It never runs out of ammo, never needs to be reloaded, never needs to be cleaned. It just works. Machete: Ask for it by name!
For quiet weaponry I actually like the crowbar. Plenty of mass to bust a skull and hundreds of utility uses.
Or one of these:
Dead On tools Annihilator. Hammer, pry bar and spike point all in one. The gap can be used to pry boards or reluctant door handles. The prying flat opposite the hammer head can be used to send a zombie on to its final reward or salvage nails to reinforce a barricade. Hundreds of post-apocalyptic uses!
The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.
...and he that has no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one. Luke 22:36
See the gap down by the spike point? I think that will do the work you are asking for. I'll try it on mine if I get the chance Friday and let you know.
They sell them at Home Despot, Kwicko.
The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.
...and he that has no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one. Luke 22:36
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The tool is definitely called for in a zombie apocalypse. Good thing PtoC comes out tomorrow, one chance to see it where the undead are only on the screen. Take the intervening time to watch Dawn of the Dead, and Shawn of the Dead. Chances are, if you go to see Pirates, you'll be trapped in a shopping mall at midnight, Saturday morning, when the Zombie apocalypse strikes. DotD is an except documentary on what not to do in a zombie apocalypse, especially while trapped in a shopping mall, and Shawn will make clear anything you might have missed about how to be a moron and destroy humanity.
If you happen to be trapped in the theater with Alice, give her the hammer, or bring two.
If you find yourself trapped with Ving Rhames and Jake Weber, you're fucked. Best thing: Stop arguing and do something. The time you waste trying to decide what to do will kill innocent merchants, the odd dog, and you.
That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.
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