Are Liberals psychic?

POSTED BY: TheHappyTrader
UPDATED: Thursday, March 24, 2011 17:53
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THEHAPPYTRADER

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 1:56 AM

After much undocumented research and half a minute's idle thought, I have come to the conclusion that liberals must be psychic.

1.) They always know everything, including what you are thinking and why you are thinking it?

2.) They are the only ones who understand what the country really wants/needs.

I know, I know, it may seem they are oblivious, but you can't possible understand the nation's needs as well as a liberal, so it's best to leave the judgments to them. After all, only liberals posses the intellectual authority to make judgments without being bigoted.

QUESTIONABLEQUESTIONALITY

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 1:58 AM

That can't be true, They voted Obama into office saying things would be different. Well, they're not, and liberals have become ideological pretzels trying to defend Obama.

THEHAPPYTRADER

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 2:03 AM

Ah, but clearly this was their intention all along. Don't you see it? They've become pretzels so they can better relate to every other ineffective aspect of our society. Just check 'em out, they've got three wars going on, efficiently one up'ing the republican'ts. And is it merely a coincidence that a pretzel was responsible for the attempted assassination of the previous republican president?

KWICKO

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 2:14 AM

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Originally posted by QuestionableQuestionality:
That can't be true, They voted Obama into office saying things would be different. Well, there not, and liberals have become ideological pretzels trying to defend Obama.

Speaking of broad brushes...

And I think you meant "they're not". Unless you meant something that was there, not.

Oh, hey - there's that "winky" emoticon!

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

QUESTIONABLEQUESTIONALITY

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 2:19 AM

Oh, I see. I was dooped into thinking (from the liberals on this board) that they were voting for Obama because they were against war, as was he. That he was going to bring all the troops home by..er,.um I think inside one year. They are sneaky little bastards. I think we should salt all these pretzels around here and eat them.

KWICKO

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 2:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheHappyTrader:
After much undocumented research and half a minute's idle thought, I have come to the conclusion that liberals must be psychic.

1.) They always know everything, including what you are thinking and why you are thinking it?

2.) They are the only ones who understand what the country really wants/needs.

I know, I know, it may seem they are oblivious, but you can't possible understand the nation's needs as well as a liberal, so it's best to leave the judgments to them. After all, only liberals posses the intellectual authority to make judgments without being bigoted.

You mean you DON'T think the teabaggers know or understand what the country needs? Why on Earth would you support any political group if you thought they had no freaking clue what your country wanted or needed?

And didn't you just make a rather large ASSumption, in ASSuming that "they always know everything"? Why, it's *almost* like you're trying to tell us liberals what we're thinking, and what we know!

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

KWICKO

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 2:19 AM

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Originally posted by QuestionableQuestionality:
Oh, I see. I was dooped into thinking (from the liberals on this board) that they were voting for Obama because they were against war, as was he. That he was going to bring all the troops home by..er,.um I think inside one year. They are sneaky little bastards. I think we should salt all these pretzels around here and eat them.

You can start by eating me.

But you're right - the troops ARE sneaky little bastards! That's why I'll never willingly give a nickel of my tax money to support the troops!

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

QUESTIONABLEQUESTIONALITY

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 2:22 AM

But you are not a pretzel. You said you condemn these actions, well you don't support it. And, something tells me you are stale.

KWICKO

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 2:27 AM

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Originally posted by QuestionableQuestionality:
But you are not a pretzel. You said you condemn these actions, well you don't support it. And, something tells me you are stale.

But I am a liberal. You've broad-brushed all liberals as defending this war and defending Obama and being pretzels.

Are you admitting you were wrong?

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

QUESTIONABLEQUESTIONALITY

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 2:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Quote:
Originally posted by QuestionableQuestionality:
But you are not a pretzel. You said you condemn these actions, well you don't support it. And, something tells me you are stale.

But I am a liberal. You've broad-brushed all liberals as defending this war and defending Obama and being pretzels.

Are you admitting you were wrong?

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

Alright "Mr. literal" I'll fix that before you pass out,

"and SOME liberals have become ideological pretzels trying to defend Obama"

Is that better?

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