Best quotes from Firefly & Serenity
POSTED BY: cmdrhawk
UPDATED: Monday, August 4, 2014 12:21
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I scanned the forum, but didn't find a thread on quotes.
I cracked up out loud last night when River said to Jayne, "I can kill you with my brain."
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Here’s a few, there are dozens more…….
Jayne quotes:
“ If wishes were like horses we’d all be eatin steak!”
“Smells like crotch.”
“We applied the cortical electrodes
but were unable to get a neural
reaction from either patient!”
Mal quotes:
“You wanna run this ship?…..Well, ya can’t!”
Wash quotes:
“ Who’s flying this thing?…….Oh, I am!”
Shepherd Book quotes:
“If you take sexual
advantage of her, you're going to
burn in a very special level of hell.
A level they reserve for child
molesters and people who talk at the
theater.”
“ The special hell!”
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There really are too many.
" I'll be in my bunk " .
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River (to Simon): "You are such a boob."
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There have been several threads on quotes but not for awhile. And there's always room for more.
My faves:
Rivers whole "You found me broken" bit.
Same again for the 'apple bits' and puking on Simons bed.
Jayne and his 'chain of command'.
River when she's Serenity and telling Mal not to pull faces.
Plus many others but it's bedtime now so maybe I'll be back with more.
"The greatest invention ever is not the wheel. It's the second wheel." - Rich Hall
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Mal: "Anyone gtes nosey just shoot em".
Zoe: "shoot em?"
Mal " Politely"
Jayne: "My john thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room there's so much tasty in here".
Wash: "Would be you get your most poetical about your pecker".
Mal: "Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might want to look to that"
Simon r.e. Jayne: "You're like... a trained ape. Without the training".
MAl:"I don't like fellows that kill me. Not in general".
Mal: "Okay, uh, I'm lost. I'm angry. And I'm armed".
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There are several but I'll go with, "so no more runnin, I aim to misbahave".
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I gonna have to go with the whole Big Damn Gag Reel.
"We're gonna need a hood ornament" & "We have to ....shit!"
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Mal: "I'm guessin you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schoolin. Lets just ignore each other till we both go away."
Inara: "He's an expert swordsman. You had trouble with the pillar."
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Quote:
Originally posted by boris:
Mal: "Okay, uh, I'm lost. I'm angry. And I'm armed".
I don't remember that one.
I gotta go with: "I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."; the whole toy dinosaur scene; "Public Relations" and actually pretty much anything said by Wash and Mal.
"I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"
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