Teenage Biting Trend inspired by 'Twilight'
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Anyone else totally see this crap coming?
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Didn't see this crap coming at all. That's just ridiculous. It's the freaking Carotid artery in the neck? If someone punctures that isn't it all kinds of bad news?
That's freaking nuts.
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Didn't see it coming, but probably should've (any sentence that begins with "people wouldn't be so stupid as to. . .")
Can we start a "staking" trend inspired by Buffy?
Or maybe just leave a few mutilated corpses of their loved ones, to show them how real vampires do it?
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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.
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But they're young and in lurrrve, and abusive angsty emo teen lurve is the truest of all!
Plus, if one accidentally kills the other, via infection or savaging the neck like a moron, they get to be all "life isn't worth living without my lurve!" And what teenager doesn't want that? A little attention in the spotlight, and hey, it's not shallow and selfish and immature if it's DARK, right?
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Originally posted by Cybersnark:
Can we start a "staking" trend inspired by Buffy?
Way ahead of you.
I'm also fond of putting red suction cups on fake wooden stakes, and going "hand to hand combat" with them. They act irritated and sullen, but they're always that, and I suspect they enjoy being able to brag about being staked by a vampire hunter.
The only thing more annoying than vampires is teenage wannabe vampire romance. It's very easy to sneak up on them, they're super oblivious.
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*blink*
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Will you marry me ?
Ok, ok, just kiddin, but goddamn, you just near killed me via choking on a chicken nugget here, as I damn near rolled out of my wheelchair laughing, Byte.
Also fun is beaming them with that unholy powerful flashlight of mine (Wicked Lasers Torch) and howling "DIE BLOODSUCKER!", as they flee in horror, which is even funnier since up close that thing really is powerful enough that you'll feel it, you can cook an egg on it, seriously.
http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/The_Torch-74-41.html
Chasing them with pencils is also fun.
-F
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Ah, yes, then you get to tell people that you've "sharpened some stakes." And when they stare at you, you add "for the VAMPIRES."
On rare occasions, one of them might warrant the most impressive piece of my arsenal:
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Y'know, I actually did know a girl in high school who actually kept sharpened pieces of wood in her locker. She was a blond cheerleader too.
(It's because she was in wood shop, but that didn't stop us from joking.)
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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.
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Teenage Biting Trend inspired by 'Twilight'
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