"Furry Vengeance" opens at #3!

POSTED BY: whozit
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 4, 2010 09:33
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WHOZIT

Sunday, May 2, 2010 6:26 PM

The producers and director and the actors all got together and said, hey lets make a movie that SUCKS! So they did.

http://boxofficemojo.com/daily/chart/?sortdate=2010-05-02&p=.htm

The lesson to be learned here boys & girls, when you make a movie that sucks people will make fun of you, they may even try to make you cry.

BYTEMITE

Sunday, May 2, 2010 6:56 PM

Thank god, I thought furries had finally decided to get vengeance upon all the norms for their intolerance.

They have teeth and claws, and like a rhino, cannot be stopped by a rifle. ._.

OUT2THEBLACK

Sunday, May 2, 2010 8:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
...They have teeth and claws, and like a rhino, cannot be stopped by a rifle. ._.

Gorramnit girl , if you're having trouble with that , you're not using the right rifle...

You need me to teach you how to shoot ?

BYTEMITE

Sunday, May 2, 2010 9:39 PM

But they have super speed and agility and jumping abilities!

Or am I thinking of werewolves?

OUT2THEBLACK

Sunday, May 2, 2010 10:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
But they have super speed and agility and jumping abilities!

Or am I thinking of werewolves?

In that case , I'll be wary of the jumping rhinos , if I should happen to see them...

As for what you're thinking , sometimes I'm not sure , but it sure is fun to contemplate , given the beautiful mind you have...

I'm wearing no metal pasties myself , but I do have the cast iron underpants , if you suspect flirtation...

MINCINGBEAST

Monday, May 3, 2010 4:30 AM

The title alarms. But no, this is not a Death Wish for those who will yiff in hell, but rather another movie with brandon fraser. Oh, how he has fallen since encino man!

SHINYGOODGUY

Monday, May 3, 2010 6:30 AM

Poor guy must of lost a bet. I saw the trailer and immediately thought of John Travolta for soem reason (Wild Hogs, Old Dogs, anything with "ogs" in the title). Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Does anyone remember "Snow Dogs" (what did I tell you about titles with "ogs" in it).

I would have loved to be a fly on the wall during this meeting: I've got it. Your an asshole who wants to destroy an animal reserve amd the animals, not the people, revolt. They take you hostage and literally beat the crap out of you. They sing, they dance, the kids will love it. We'll rake in millions before they know what hit them."

Well, contract or no, the movie trailer was utterly disastourus. Fraser looked totally embarassed (as he should be for being in this dreck). Like I said, he must have lost a bet or had a lousy poker hand.

SGG

Tawabawho?

MINCINGBEAST

Tuesday, May 4, 2010 3:23 AM

A bet may have been involved, maybe even with the devil, but it is more poignant to consider that this may have been the best script Mr. Fraser had on offer. Can you imagine what he must have turned down to take this role? I can't---if you'd take lead in this, you are down for anything.

SHINYGOODGUY

Tuesday, May 4, 2010 9:33 AM

I heard there were times an actor would make a deal to film a project close to his or her heart and in exchange...........fill in the blank.

Sometimes its a 3 picture deal 2, of which, are known to the talent and one "player" to be named later. This must have been that "one."

I read up on some of the roles he was up for and the list was somewhat impressive: Superman Returns, Inspector Gadget, Dr. Reed Richards/ Fabtastic Four and the lead in the Wedding Planner.

SGG

Tawabawho?