MB's hermitage: trespassers snuggled
POSTED BY: mincingbeast
UPDATED: Thursday, October 12, 2017 06:30
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It's funny you say that, but when I last spoke to death there was mention of you having used his deodorant without asking.
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Mincingbeast LOVES He-Man, much like Pee-Wee Herman LOVED those movies.
"Mom, he has her chip. He has her."
John Connor,"Born To Run", TSCC EP 2x22
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Nothing is like anything in Troll country, but everything is fail. There are no analogies, only anal, and only in the context of robots.
It is better to apologize than ask for permission. For example, it is better to say "Death, forgive me for using your deodorant on my butthole, but I didn't want to ruin my own" than "Death may I use your deodorant on my butthole, please?"
It is better to not be. I live for the brief moments of blankness huffing gasoline provides, but also return to my senses, with fumes in my nose, and puke in my mouth. I die gradually.
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Behold me, Bananard, Tyrant of Troll Country, rat/pirate/banana!
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That's very poetic! (I mean the June 17 post.)
Deny it.
Also, why would you want to use a deodorant on your bottom? Specifically on that particular part?
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I'm caught two incompatible reflexes. The first is to always deny the charge of "poetic." The second is to always be contrary, and never do as I am told. For example, I could be in a public restroom, preparing to pee in the sink after holding it for hours, and if someone were to say "Hey, you should pee" I would resolve not to. I will solve this dilemma the way I solve everything: denial.
As far as your second question, well, the answer is self-evident, isn't it? Hygiene.
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Also, I have just noticed and sort of enjoyed your Merman/Beastman story. It reminded me of Waiting for Godot, up until the sex bits, which were nasty.
Did you write it at work?
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Nobody enjoys Merman/Beastman, not even sort of, unless they are a Troll. It was not written so much as designed. Designed to induce vomiting and retroactively ruin childhoods. Troll country is not content to pollute the present and future--it aspires to befoul the past, as well.
But anyway, if it was written, it was written in about 15 minutes, when I was supposed to be doing more productive, less noxious things.
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if the sun forgets to shine, I will burn piles of trash in the night. should the sun dare to shine, i will remind it that it is burning out and fading.
should my pcp choose to spill, i will lick it up off the pavement (there is no ground but pavement in troll country, no soil, though everything is soiled).
these are contingencies.
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Quote:
Originally posted by mincingbeast:
if the sun forgets to shine, I will burn piles of trash in the night. should the sun dare to shine, i will remind it that it is burning out and fading.
should my pcp choose to spill, i will lick it up off the pavement (there is no ground but pavement in troll country, no soil, though everything is soiled).
these are contingencies.
Looks at Death* Are you sure, poison MINCINGBEAST's PCP? Alright.
"Mom, he has her chip. He has her."
John Connor,"Born To Run", TSCC EP 2x22
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