Browncoat Bar and Grill- Shirtless and Sunny

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What, pray tell, is a chocolate planet collision?

Sorry you're having a bad day, Rahl :\

*drags self up to bar and sniffles*
Serenity's 'catalyzer' blew (translation: Serenity's ignition switch, which is apparently the thing that allows the engine to turn over and run, is dead, so she's driftin') the boyfriend (aka the mechanic) thinks it won't be too hard to fix.

*sigh* I hate car trouble..

Happy Easter tomorrow, for everyone who celebrates!!! *wishes she had an Easter bunny smiley to share, or some such*

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Hey guys! Remember this place??

We discuss stuff here. Its good times. We should do it again sometime

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(eyeballs the tumbleweeds)

O.-

Why does that remind me of a squinting panda...?

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Originally posted by freelancertex:
What, pray tell, is a chocolate planet collision?

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I was trying to make up a desert that was bigger than a Dairy Queen Avalanche. Turns out they don't exist. I think I must've meant an Earthquake.

From a DQ site:

Brownie Earthquake®
Our "Brownie Earthquake®" is shaking things up with an Oreo® Brownie covered in DQ® soft serve, smothered in marshmallow topping, hot fudge, whipped topping and sprinkled with crushed Oreo® cookies! "Oreo®" is used under license from Nabisco Brands Co.

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Sorry you're having a bad day, Rahl :\

*drags self up to bar and sniffles*
Serenity's 'catalyzer' blew (translation: Serenity's ignition switch, which is apparently the thing that allows the engine to turn over and run, is dead, so she's driftin') the boyfriend (aka the mechanic) thinks it won't be too hard to fix.

*sigh* I hate car trouble..

Happy Easter tomorrow, for everyone who celebrates!!! *wishes she had an Easter bunny smiley to share, or some such*

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Vehicle trouble stinks.

I remember when my compression coil (alternator) stopped working, like it was yesterday (or 4 years ago, couple days before the New Year)....

*fade to hazy dream cam*
I was working at a small engine factory 50mi from home. The 8hr shift ended about 10:30 at night. Now, on the way to work I HAD noticed the battery charge light was on, but didn't think anything of it.

Anyways, on the trip home, about halfway, the Red Raven (that's her name) starts slowing down. But the speed-O-meter says I'm doing 60mph and rising!

Well, I coasted a ways and pulled over near a highway dept. place. Couldn't start it. Started worrying. Didn't want to hitch hike, but wanted to knock on peoples houses even less. If I was going to hitch hike, I didn't want to do the thumb signal, 'cause who's gonna see a thumb at night? So, I decided to wave, but like a giddy wimp just to show I was in no way a threat, and so the driver would have to proof their toughness by actually picking me up. Didn't work for the first few vehicles, but eventually I flagged down a delivery van.

Turns out my house was only about 20mi out of the way in his 200+mi loop. He made a delivery on the way, but didn't take that long. He also offered me some hot candy. I accepted, but only ate one before realizing I didn't have water. HOT!!!(ok, I think I did have water, but I wasn't going to open my bag in front ot the dude)

When the journey was over he didn't charge me, but I did recommend the movie Serenity!




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