CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #12

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, October 4, 2009 19:55
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, September 23, 2009 7:43 PM

First, let me say again, dear and fluffy lord, I love this game!

Second, seems this week's winner took the "Aim to Misbehave" title to heart for a well deserved victory! Makes me giddy!
Congrats to ASARIAN for taking round 11 with some inappropriate behavior! ;)

Now then, back to our namesake, but this time in a different Whedonverse...

Captain Hammer: Not my lacy wafting curtains! Awwww maaaannnn...

Seriously, you can do better than that, so have at!

BWAH!
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PEACEKEEPER

Wednesday, September 23, 2009 9:58 PM

"Boo-hoo,but I don't wanna be Richard Castle anymore;I wanna be Captain Tightpants,Blahhh,sniff"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, September 24, 2009 1:32 AM

Mal: Wash...WASH! Come in, Wash! Where is my gorram ship?!!?
Patience(OS): Time to pay up, boy, you owe me a sponge bath.
Mal(sobbing): Ai ya! Wa-a-a-a-a-sh...c-o-o-o-o-me i-i-i-i-i-n...

BWAH!
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VETERAN

Thursday, September 24, 2009 2:18 AM

Nathan: "Whatta ya mean I didn't win the caption contest again?"

Gina: "You forgot to enter, again. Sir."

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, September 24, 2009 2:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Veteran:
Nathan: "Whatta ya mean I didn't win the caption contest again?"

Gina: "You forgot to enter, again. Sir."

LOL! Love it!

Mal: Go se! Niska got my other ear!

BWAH!

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VETERAN

Thursday, September 24, 2009 3:06 AM

Mal: "Omygawd, my teeth! Inara we're supposed to be sparring. Why'd you kick out my teeth?"

Inara: "You throw another jab at my chest and I'll take out the top row."

FREEBROWNCOAT

Thursday, September 24, 2009 3:22 AM

Patience? I have to rub her corns to get Jayne back?

DMAANLILEILTT

Thursday, September 24, 2009 6:57 AM

I'm in pain! I think this is what pain feels like!

ASARIAN

Thursday, September 24, 2009 7:41 AM

LOL. Can't believe I won with that one. :) I ain't complain', though.

The fortune teller at the bazaar showed Mal a different timeline, one in which Serenity was being publicly auctioned off by Harken in the middle of town square.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Thursday, September 24, 2009 8:00 AM

Mal (after getting up): Ouch. Not so loud! Argh. Can't believe you got me with the same trick twice!
Saffron (half off-screen): But face it, hubby, I'm really hot!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, September 24, 2009 11:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
LOL. Can't believe I won with that one. :) I ain't complain', though.

Hey, that was damn funny captioning right there.
Apparently many of us shared the vision of Kaylee, uh, vacuuming, and we honored your being bold enough to say it in public. :)

BWAH!

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MUTT999

Thursday, September 24, 2009 2:48 PM

Congrats Asarian!

Captain Hammer: "It's Vader (sniffle), he wants his gloves back (sniffle)."

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PDCHARLES

Thursday, September 24, 2009 4:04 PM

GratZ Asarian!

Nathan: Adrian!!!

OR

Mal: How drunk was I last night?
Jayne: Hmmm... no pants, rubber gloves, and a plastic rocket. You need to ask?

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, September 24, 2009 7:59 PM

GRATZ, ASARIAN!!

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

Nathan gets the news that he's not cast as the Green Lantern.

bun

ASARIAN

Thursday, September 24, 2009 8:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

Mal: How drunk was I last night?
Jayne: Hmmm... no pants, rubber gloves, and a plastic rocket. You need to ask?

Now that makes for a disturbing mental image! LOL. It also makes it a helluva good caption! :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, September 24, 2009 8:35 PM

Joss(by phone): Hey! We're gonna make Serenity 2!
Nathan: Shiny! Really?
Joss: No! April Fools!!!
Nathan:wha--it's September...and--aww man...
Joss:Hey, who's your favorite bastard?

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CHOLLETT

Thursday, September 24, 2009 11:05 PM

Sorry to steal, but....

After one too many close calls with River in tow, the good doctor showed Mal that the male waste system can be drained of all contents in 8.6 seconds given adequate "vacuuming systems".

OR

Mal: *grunt* JAYNE! WHAT IN THE SPHINCTER OF HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY COFFEE!

OR

MAL: "...and the fed made a face like THIS just before i hit his cat with the mule."

OR

(hope this isnt already taken)
Nathan: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!

OR

Hammer: "The voices! Oh, god, why won't they stop...."
Penny: "Ummm....you do remember you're still using your bluetooth, right?"

OR

Hammer: "What do you mean the Ottoman Empire and Zima are dead?"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, September 24, 2009 11:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CHOLLETT:
Sorry to steal, but....
MAL: "...and the fed made a face like THIS just before i hit his cat with the mule."

Oh, that takes me back to the very early days of Caption Tightpants... :)

Quote:

OR

(hope this isnt already taken)
Nathan: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!

LOL! I think that I used that a round or two back... ;)

BWAH!

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VETERAN

Friday, September 25, 2009 1:29 AM

Mal found Jayne's attempt to cause a diversion by getting nekkid a little more than disconcerting.

MUTT999

Saturday, September 26, 2009 12:18 AM

Captain Hammer (sobbing): "And then he said strike three, pulled over, and I had to get out! In the rain!"
Penny (to herself): "Oh brother."

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ASARIAN

Saturday, September 26, 2009 12:23 AM

Talking to the hand is never as easy as it sounds.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

PUMAMANREDUX

Saturday, September 26, 2009 3:29 AM

"Hello, Chief? You'll have to speak louder, my glove phone isn't working too well."

or

"Waaaah, Joss put super glue on my glove again"

(I prefer my first attempt)
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ASARIAN

Saturday, September 26, 2009 10:12 PM

From the more-mentally-disturbing-imagery dept.:

Mal (brave, but grossed out): Okay, let's find out how deep the rabbit hole really goes. I'm going in.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Saturday, September 26, 2009 10:26 PM

From the they-won't-see-this-coming dept.:

"And so, ladies and gentlemen of the Jury, if the glove don't fit, you must acquit!"

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

PUMAMANREDUX

Sunday, September 27, 2009 3:49 AM

(SingS) "It's horrible, there are bodies all over the place" [pause for a beat} "Oh wait there's pieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

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CHOLLETT

Sunday, September 27, 2009 6:53 AM

Hammer (singing): "Can you hear the Doctor sing?
Singing the songs of angry men!" etc.....

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, September 27, 2009 4:45 PM

True to his word Mal did cry when River broke a nail during the heist. Honestly there were tears.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Sunday, September 27, 2009 7:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by peacekeeper:

Nathan was upset when he got the Paternity Summons
from John Edwards' mistress. " Jeez, just 'cause I look like him and got the same haircut--"

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, September 27, 2009 10:33 PM

Joss says Nathan is a hair actor but I'm going totally for the face here.
Caption? Nah, I know when I'm outclassed.

bun
shoulders slumping

FREEBROWNCOAT

Tuesday, September 29, 2009 2:20 AM

Terminator is ahead of FIREFLY on TVTALLY?"

"I was weak."

RYCE

Thursday, October 1, 2009 1:09 AM

River (wearing a black glove): slap! You're babbling like a moonbrain!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, October 1, 2009 2:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
River (wearing a black glove): slap! You're babbling like a moonbrain!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

I am trying to envision the way River is contorting in order to hit with her hand at that angle...mmm....happy place! Oh wait, right...I meant VOTING TIME!!!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1107948

BWAH!

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FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, October 1, 2009 8:17 PM

Votey-bump

bun

FREEBROWNCOAT

Friday, October 2, 2009 12:07 AM

Vote for your favorite caption. Then go to ALLAN TUDYK with Eric Idle's a Night Without Monty Python. Try a few captions there!

Target rich environment.

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, October 2, 2009 1:56 AM

Got a URL?

bun
lazy

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Friday, October 2, 2009 5:42 AM

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"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, October 2, 2009 11:58 PM

xie-xie, Fbc. Lots of lovely Alan.

bun

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, October 4, 2009 7:55 PM

votey-bump again

bun