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Counselling required!!!!!

POSTED BY: peacekeeper
UPDATED: Thursday, September 17, 2009 04:29
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Thursday, September 17, 2009 1:44 AM

Dear Browncoat Agony Aunt/Uncle.
A very good friend of mine expressed an interest in watching Firefly.Three weeks ago I loaned him my very special DVD set of the aforementioned and on enquiring how he is faring with the viewing extravaganza,he has informed me that he has,as yet,NOT WATCHED IT!!.What should I do to relieve my abject sorrow.

A.Go round to his house,tie him to a chair and force him to watch.

B.Inform the local constabulary that he is,in fact,a soap dodging malingerer and have him publicly flogged

C.Take back my copy and never have him darken my door again

D.All of the above.

I look forward to your extreme and sadistic advice.

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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MSA
Thursday, September 17, 2009 2:10 AM

Offer to pick up take out chinese and watch it with him this weekend... see party time plus food plus Firefly... you can't lose

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Thursday, September 17, 2009 2:15 AM

Elbow to the throat, dislocate the shoulders, drag him to the rail and pin him there with a sword.

Hey, it's worked before!

"Hell, I'm gonna to grant your greatest wish.
"I'm gonna show you a world without sin."

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Thursday, September 17, 2009 2:19 AM

Yeah,now your talking.I could force feed him the Chinese food while he is incapacitated as well.Thanks man(and lady)lol

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Thursday, September 17, 2009 4:29 AM

I personally would do anything for a chocolate covered bavarian cream filled donut. But not everyone shares my taste.


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Traveler

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