Attack of the Killer Bimbos: White trash Sarah Palin resigns, runs for president against psycho lesbian porn star Angelina Jolie who cuts men during sex and married a drag queen
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First Lady Brad Pitt strikes GW Bush pose
CFR traitor Angelina Jolie has sights set on the White House
www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,,25682749-10388,00.html
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Jolie, who once publicly shared a lingering kiss with her own brother, James Haven, after her Oscar's victory for Girl Interrupted in 2000, also spoke openly about her fetish of using knives during sex, saying it first developed as a teenager.
The Tomb Raider stars, who lost her virginity at the age of 14, revealed she used to cut her boyfriend with a knife after sex because it 'wasn't enough'.
Speaking to OK! magazine she added: 'I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn't feel enough.
'I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back.'
'We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I'd cut myself. I have a lot of scars.'
'It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened.'
The Tomb Raider star first built a reputation for strange sexual habits during her highly publicised marriage to Billy Bob Thornton.
The couple, who divorced in 2003, made public their use of knives during sex as well as reports of a purpose built sex dungeon in their home.
They also wore necklaces carrying vials of each other's blood.
www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=45770&in_page_id=7
Guess who wants to play in a dress at Bohemian Grove?
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drugs are bad Mmm-kay!
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The sad part is, she would probably do a better job than the *&^&^%$^#%$@ that's doin' it now. At least, she looks hot in the press photos...
Day late, an' a dollar short.
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I dunno.....I was NEVER going to get tagged as the "romantic,gentle&sensitive sort",but OTOH;the concept of breaking out the cutlery to keep my ex girlfriend happy....I don't even want to go there.
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The sad part is, she would probably do a better job than the *&^&^%$^#%$@ that's doin' it now. At least, she looks hot in the press photos...
Day late, an' a dollar short.
At the very least, she couldn't possibly do a worse job than that total ass-hat that we were stuck with for the last 8 years. I'm sure she'd have gotten us attacked a lot less, and gotten fewer Americans killed, than that douchebag did.
Mike
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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I never said that particular asshat did a better job...
If you want to know the truth, we aint had anybody worth a damn in the office since Theo Roosevelt.
Just another opinion, no need to get all tetchy...
Day late an'a dollar short...Story of my ruttin' life!
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An' (admit it), even if she's everything stated in the subject line an then some, she'd still look totally hot in the press release photos. (Unless of course the stress of the job caused her to lose her mind an eat enough Twinkies/ho hos/whatever to gain 75lbs because she "just can't cope" and is too depressed about it to make that liposuction appt...yeah, I know. Sorry)
Day late an'a dollar short...Story of my ruttin' life!
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Originally posted by PlainJayne:
An' (admit it), even if she's everything stated in the subject line an then some, she'd still look totally hot in the press release photos. (Unless of course the stress of the job caused her to lose her mind an eat enough Twinkies/ho hos/whatever to gain 75lbs because she "just can't cope" and is too depressed about it to make that liposuction appt...yeah, I know. Sorry)
Day late an'a dollar short...Story of my ruttin' life!
Sorry, but Angelina's never been my cup of tea. She really just doesn't do anything for me. And the more of her "personal" details that slip out, the more I'm convinced that my first take was right.
Mike
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Originally posted by PlainJayne:
An' (admit it), even if she's everything stated in the subject line an then some, she'd still look totally hot in the press release photos. (Unless of course the stress of the job caused her to lose her mind an eat enough Twinkies/ho hos/whatever to gain 75lbs because she "just can't cope" and is too depressed about it to make that liposuction appt...yeah, I know. Sorry)
Day late an'a dollar short...Story of my ruttin' life!
Sorry, but Angelina's never been my cup of tea. She really just doesn't do anything for me. And the more of her "personal" details that slip out, the more I'm convinced that my first take was right.
Mike
ANGELINA
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Deviance you can believe in.
I'd like to see Palin & guest take on that ticket...
donttalkbackjustdrivethecarshutyourmouthiknowwhatyouaredontsaynothinkeepyourhandsonthewheeldontturnaroundthisisforreal
Still...what would Rorschach do?
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Angelina Jolie has fish eyes just doesn't do it for me. But that is petty she is pretty. Now that Brad he might do it for Kwicko but I think she could have done better. She is a big gun girl I read an article in a NRA magazine. That movie she made called The Good Shepherd was a really good conspiracy flick. You gotta catch some of the stuff in it. I think Matt Damon's character was Cord Meyer of the CIA. One of the characters from the skull and bones club was Bush 41. You don't here it said to often in the flick but they mention the Zipotta list which is Bush 41's oil company in the carribean. The movie is leading up to the Kennedy assination. Show's all the player's behind the scenes. Like I always say it's Yale vs Harvard. But PN you know all this. Just look at all the people who benefitted from JFK's death. When Reagan was shot who was in the wings waiting. Johnson, Nixon, Ford, and Spector(single bullet theory) I can go on and on. But look at Truman and Kennedy's foreign policy soft on commies. We still have N Korea and Cuba. Roque countries in the world. Castro was taught by jesuits who are well known commies in the catholic church. So it is a good movie. There ya go.
"Battle of Serenity, Mal. Besides Zoe here, how many-" "I'm talkin at you! How many men in your platoon came out of their alive".
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