No such thing as 'Rest In Peace'
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Monday, June 29, 2009 23:37
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Come now, God can do ANYTHING. He could give us all upgrades.
No doubt. But it's like the supercomputer telling the Atari 800, "Trust me. I know what I'm doing. Until you get that upgrade, you'll have to just believe it."
Quote:God is, indeed, teasing Satan. It's all been decided beforehand. Like the old saying goes among us wacky Christians, "I've read the back of the book. We win."
In fact, God KNOWS everything, so the game of who gets the most souls with Satan must be spoiled.

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"It's okay! I'm a leaf on the wind!!!"
"What does that mean?!?!?!"
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Originally posted by RIPWash:
God is, indeed, teasing Satan. It's all been decided beforehand.
So, free will ain't so free, and the outcome of whatever God chooses to do is known to him.
Sorry Rip, honestly, Scientology even makes more sense than this business IMO.

The laughing Chrisisall
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Just because He knows and we don't doesn't make free will a moot issue. He gave you the ability to choose as you wish, but he already knows what that decision will be. Afterall . . . He knows everything, right?
Like I said, though. It ain't easy to explain and I ain't no expert. And yet . . . it's so very simple. Maybe that's what makes it so difficult to understand? I dunno.
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Originally posted by RIPWash:
And yet . . . it's so very simple.
I'll go along with that.

Come on, man, you practically begged for that one!


The laughing Chrisisall
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Originally posted by Kwicko:
My karma ran over your dogma.
God told me to tell you to come up with newer material.
Don't kill the messenger...

The laughing Chrisisall
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Originally posted by chrisisall:Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
My karma ran over your dogma.
God told me to tell you to come up with newer material.
Don't kill the messenger...
The laughing Chrisisall
Tell him I will when he does...
Now let's see how HE treats the messenger, eh?

Mike
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Quote:I fear becoming a pillar of salt...
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Tell him I will when he does...
Now let's see how HE treats the messenger, eh?


The laughing Chrisisall
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Now, see? *I* would NEVER turn you into a pillar of salt. Pillars of salt are just so jejune and unamusing.
Mike
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Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Quote:You would be a most wise & merciful God!
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Now, see? *I* would NEVER turn you into a pillar of salt.
Dude, if you were him, I would NEVER mug people in Heaven!

The laughing Chrisisall
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