Jim Carry is gay

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PIRATENEWS

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:53 PM

"Obiwan Kenobi, you're my only poke?"
-Jim Carrey

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HOW GAY IS TOO GAY? JIM CARREY JUST FOUND OUT

I Love You, Phillip Morris, the Jim Carrey/Ewan McGregor gay comedy that premiered at Sundance has been unable to find a distributor and may be forced to go straight to DVD in the United States.

The film, which is very funny and surprisingly touching, does feature explicit gay sex. Really, really explicit gay sex. Involving Jim Carrey. Cumming in a guy's ass. Yeah, that explicit.

www.chud.com/articles/articles/18584/1/HOW-GAY-IS-TOO-GAY-JIM-CARREY-J
UST-FOUND-OUT/Page1.html

McGregor gay film too risque for cinema

A prison comedy starring Ewan McGregor and Jim Carrey as gay lovers may not be shown in American cinemas because it is considered too risqué.

I Love You Phillip Morris, in which the stars play inmates who find love behind bars, has failed to find a US distributor and is expected to go straight to DVD.

Film industry insiders said the movie, which features a graphic sex scene and frequent references to gay sex, had fallen foul of anti-gay prejudice in America.

Carrey plays Steven Russell, a married policeman from Texas, who comes out of the closet and then becomes a conman to fund his flamboyant gay lifestyle.

He is sent to prison, where he meets and falls in love with Morris, played by McGregor. Following Morris’ release, Russell escapes from prison four times to be reunited with him.

Lewis Tice, director of publicity and marketing, at distributors TLA Releasing, said he believed the graphic homosexual sex depicted in the film had turned off distributors.

“The depiction of the sexual activity was far more than I’ve ever seen in a mainstream film with a mainstream celebrity,” he said. “There’s a graphic sex scene in the first 10 minutes that I was surprised to see.”

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article5908016.ece

That explains a few things, like hanging out with Tom Cruise, and marrying a worn-out porn star. Or dating, whatever.

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"I was actually in Scientology for awhile. That's how I got this glazed look in my eye."
-Jim Carrey

"I'm gay, and proud of it!"
-Jim Carrey

STORYMARK

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 8:03 PM

The depth of your idiocy never fails to impress me.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

PIRATENEWS

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 8:06 PM

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Originally posted by Storymark:
The depth of your idiocy never fails to impress me.

What do you have against gay men having gay sex in gay movies? Or are you for it?

There was something about Carrey that creeped me out. Like mobster Jerry Lewis on acid.

KC5F

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 8:08 PM

I could care less. The forum you're in is "General Discussions - General discussions and comments relating to Firefly."

STORYMARK

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 8:10 PM

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Originally posted by piratenews:
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Originally posted by Storymark:
The depth of your idiocy never fails to impress me.

What do you have against gay men having gay sex in gay movies? Or are you for it?

How you can take my calling you an idiot as a comment on gay sex... well, pretty much proves my point that your a retard.

I have no opinion either way. If the movie looks good, I'll watch it.

It's you I have the problem with.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

PIRATENEWS

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 8:11 PM

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Originally posted by KC5F:
I could care less. The forum you're in is "General Discussions - General discussions and comments relating to Firefly."

Oops.

This forum is so gigantic I got lost. Mod can move it.

But Carrey was in Earth Girls Are Easy.

PIRATENEWS

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 8:14 PM

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Originally posted by Storymark:

I have no opinion either way. If the movie looks good, I'll watch it.

Do you often watch gay porn?

Of course, some say all porn is gay porn. And you thought Hugh Hefner was the coolest straight man on Earth.
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RIVERDANCER

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 9:32 PM

Methinks a definition of the word 'acting' is required?

STORYMARK

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 9:39 PM

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Originally posted by piratenews:
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Originally posted by Storymark:

I have no opinion either way. If the movie looks good, I'll watch it.

Do you often watch gay porn?

Of course, some say all porn is gay porn. And you thought Hugh Hefner was the coolest straight man on Earth.

No. But I'm not a frightened little closeted self-hating homophobe like you, so I'm not frightened at the thought of seeing something in a film.

So, let's count: You're a homophobe, An anti-semite, a paranoid half-wit, and now we know you can't distinguish betyween porn and a film which depicts sex in a non graphic way.

You must be very proud of your position as villiage idiot.

Or, to be more succinct - fuck off, degenerate.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

PIRATENEWS

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 9:52 PM

I'm posting a legitimate news story, in legitimate newspapers, about a legitimate movie, on a forum about legitimate movies.

What wrong with that?

Just so happens its a gay porn movie.

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