Man Wielding Bat’leth Robs 2 Colorado 7-11s

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UPDATED: Thursday, February 5, 2009 23:41
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CITIZEN

Wednesday, February 4, 2009 11:58 PM

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Apparently the economy is so bad, that a Trekkie has turned to crime. According to multiple reports from the Colorado press, a man wielding a Klingon Bat’leth sword robbed two different 7-11 stores in Colorado Springs, CO this morning. So far no one was injured, but the crook has not yet been caught. More details and a video TV report below.

http://trekmovie.com/2009/02/04/man-weilding-batleth-robs-2-colorado-7
-11s/#comment-1488961

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

PIRATENEWS

Thursday, February 5, 2009 12:23 AM

Cast members probably lost their pension plans...

It's tough to live in a car behind Manns Chinese Theatre. Ask Danny Patridge.

OUT2THEBLACK

Thursday, February 5, 2009 12:36 AM

Naaww , just another Klingon running Amok...

Least it's not Zombies , just yet...

DREAMTROVE

Thursday, February 5, 2009 1:34 AM

LOL. I laugh at your puny 7-11. This is not a the store of a warrior. Your jerky is rapped in plastic, and it is dead. But tasty. Mmmm. Nevermind that.

Gamers can commit some very moronic crimes. This one will be a cinch. I say, go into the local game store and ask who has a Bat’leth. Reminds me of a story: Local game store owner decided to commit insurance fraud. So, he dressed up in all black with a ski mask, and broke into his own store, and bagged up all of the stock, which he had insured against theft. While he was doing this, the store next door caught fire, and the area was swarming with firefighters and police. He froze. A cop saw him in the window of the store, and followed him in, and was astonished to find when he apprehended the thief in the act, to find who it was he had just arrested.

FREMDFIRMA

Thursday, February 5, 2009 2:07 AM

Oh that is amusing.

One of my buddies collects and makes Trekkie props from the original series, has even gutted a cellphone and mounted it in one of the original type communicators, complete with that spiffy noise when you flip it open.

It'd just pin the irony meter if he tried to rob some fellow trekkies and they pulled phasers on him.

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DREAMTROVE

Thursday, February 5, 2009 4:22 AM

Phaser doesn't work in real combat though

PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, February 5, 2009 8:07 AM

Does anyone have a phaser I can take to work with me...?

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FREMDFIRMA

Thursday, February 5, 2009 10:19 AM

It does if it has the action of a Ruger .22 Rimfire pistol in it, although with how short a barrel he had to use to line up the magazine in the right place, the accuracy sucks.

I wasn't gonna mention that earlier, but yeah, Donnie's crazy enough to CCW a freakin phaser.

Or you could just pull one of THESE* out and threaten them with it.
http://www.jedi-academy.com/forttusken/thermaldetonator.html

-F

AURAPTOR

Thursday, February 5, 2009 10:45 AM

Here come the Bat'leth control freaks.

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HERO

Thursday, February 5, 2009 1:40 PM

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Originally posted by out2theblack:
Naaww , just another Klingon running Amok...

That's a racist thing to say. Most Klingons are honost, hard working folks.

The real issue here is his immigration status. We've got to do something about all these illegal aliens.

H

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