The Other Other Caption Game Round 11 This round goes to eleven
POSTED BY: daveshayne
UPDATED: Friday, May 9, 2008 18:39
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MAL: "We ain't leaving this table 'til somebody owns up. No one chops my hand off in the middle of the night, and gets away with it on my boat. I need that hand for shooting my pistol amongst.. Uh.. Other things... Now Doc, I know that you're real handy with the old needle and thread. I got no problem with you just sewing the whole thing back on at a later date. You did a real good job with the ear last time around. But time is against us, and I really need everyone on board for this. You too Jayne. This ain't a laughing matter. Now, who here can tell me where they saw it last?!"
JAYNE: **Mutters and grins.** "Captain said 'handy.'"
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cosmicfugitive! I am loving this round.
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Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
Simon: Congratulations, its twins.
I think that's the winner. It's so perfect!

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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.
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There are two things wrong with my bunk. First, who told Saffron she could use my razor to shave her legs and armpits? Second, what are these funny little pads doing in my bunk? Someone on my crew will step forward! I promise I won't riddle you full of holes -- or dump you in a shuttle. River?
I wish I could come up with a good caption for the Niska picture; that's a tough one.
The Soup -- always a hoot and we don't all die from it.
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Carrying on with GThing's delightful bunk theme:
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MAL: Who wrote the message about cooties on my
mirror?
JAYNE (very quietly to ZOE): Same guy who swiped
his cootie cream.
ZOE: Better put it back before he needs it --
pretty soon, I'd say, looking at ol' Miss Demure there.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards singed my turtle
Bow down -- GThing is a low four-digit!!!
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hehe - cooties! :)
You are beholden to no man
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bumpty dumpty
bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards singed my turtle
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While Mal was going over the plan, Saffron couldn't help but notice the slight bulge going all the way down Jayne's pants.
Is smutty alright?
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DON'T FREAK OUT
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Quote:
Originally posted by Misstressahara:
While Mal was going over the plan, Saffron couldn't help but notice the slight bulge going all the way down Jayne's pants.
Is smutty alright?
Er - yes, mistress!

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Quote:
Originally posted by Misstressahara:
Is smutty alright?
A wise man (Tom Lehrer) once said, "Give me smut and nothing but."
Also a warning sometime perhaps tonight perhaps tomorrow I will make with the poll action. So If you want it to count better caption it quick.
David
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
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