Help McCain with a campaign slogan
POSTED BY: deadlockvictim
UPDATED: Monday, April 14, 2008 04:33
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man, you Republicans have absolutely no sense of humor... Democrats, on the other hand, have learned to laugh in the face of absurdity... we have had plenty of practice
lighten up
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Fine; in the spirit of bi-partisanship I give you this one:
(Now before anyone gets offended that I'm making fun of their candidates, democrats, Iraqis, Iranians, or whoever I just was going with the "He's an old man" thing and this is the kind of thing I hear old people say.)
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There's a widow in sleepy Chester
Who weeps for her only son;
There's a grave on the Pabeng River,
A grave that the Burmans shun;
And there's Subadar Prag Tewarri
Who tells how the work was done.
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Vote McCain, it's his last chance
McCain - right on Iran, er, Iraq, no, uh, maybe Iran ...
Vote McCain you c*unt !
McCain - independent enought to say what they want him to !
McCain - religious enough for Hagee - and you
You OK with n*ggers and c*nts but have something against old people ?
Vote for the white male
McCain - not the Manuchurian candidate - REALLY !
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lol..Tank
see, that wasn't so hard...
thanks for the bi-partisanship
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That was my other idea
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There's a widow in sleepy Chester
Who weeps for her only son;
There's a grave on the Pabeng River,
A grave that the Burmans shun;
And there's Subadar Prag Tewarri
Who tells how the work was done.
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Quote:You have to understand for eight years, EIGHT!, we’ve had to listen to Bush-hating Democrat clowns repeat the same ideologically driven jokes over and over and over and over and then listen to them laugh hysterically at their own jokes like some idiot in a helmet. Yes, we all get it. You think Republicans are idiots and Bush is a fascist - the first couple of times it was funny. I laughed, eight years ago. The one thing that I will never forgive the Bush-haters for is killing political humor.
Originally posted by deadlockvictim:
man, you Republicans have absolutely no sense of humor... Democrats, on the other hand have learned laugh in the face of absurdity... we have had plenty of practice
Although I do have to admit the Del Boca Vista thing was pretty funny.
Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum.
Nothing is more unpredictable than the mob, nothing more obscure than public opinion, nothing more deceptive than the whole political system.
-- Cicero
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And yet I bet you thought the endless variations of Monica Lewinsky jokes were a hoot.
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Originally posted by Finn mac Cumhal:
for eight years, EIGHT!, we’ve had to listen to Bush-hating Democrat clowns repeat the same ideologically driven jokes over and over and over and over and then listen to them laugh hysterically at their own jokes
..and this is different from eight years of Clinton jokes by the Limbaugh crowd how..??
look, Finn... i'm not a hater... really, and i don't think all Republicans are idiots... Me? I see something i think is amusing and i just want to share... and since i am the only left leaning person in this building - or this entire town as far as i can tell - i post here - out of self-preservation if nothing else.... just the little things that keep a person sane in an insane world..
honest, i mean no offense - so, please feel free to hit me with your best shot... i can take it
but i just don't agree that political humor is dead - just wait until a Democrat is elected president and see how fast you change your mind...
dc
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Quite a few of them, much of the Clinton material had to with marital infidelity, Hillary and promiscuity, not just Lewinsky. But this was mostly light stuff, and it’s not like it wasn’t based on a completely true nature. Clinton was a fratboy - there was no doubt he loved to play. The difference is that the Bush-hater jokes aren’t really jokes at all, but disguised attempts at libel, political rhetoric or outright hatred. It’s one thing to make fun of a man for promiscuity who is repeatedly caught in marital infidelity - it’s something completely different to accuse a man of being a murderer, a terrorist or a fascist because you don’t agree with a political policy.
Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum.
Nothing is more unpredictable than the mob, nothing more obscure than public opinion, nothing more deceptive than the whole political system.
-- Cicero
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McCain's too old, Obama's too ethnic, and Hilary's too shady, got it.
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