The Other Other Caption Game: Round 6 Round The World In A Single Night
POSTED BY: daveshayne
UPDATED: Friday, January 18, 2008 17:03
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MAL: We're out here at the corner of No and
Where, and you can't keep the clothes-dryer
going? Ship'll be festooned in mold by the
time we can get to a laundry stop.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
soooo ready for a new year...
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Having completed most of their holiday returns, we find our heros trying to find the quickest way back to Serenity using a lit map in the Ariel Galleria Mall.
Jayne: We're parked in lot G7... so our best plan is to go ... this way. *tracing route on map* .
(Okay... it's a lame, but ... what the heck. lol)
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"I hope that's what you wanted... Now don't hurt yourself." - Jason
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Marvy, Path! Nice to have a new person
doing caption-y things. There's another caption
thread getting votes, so join in there if you
haven't already.
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JAYNE brings an ant-farm aboard as a wee
surprise for KAYLEE, but its inhabit-ants
begin to escape, revealing its hiding place
in the bridge.
BOOK: Blatherdy blatherdy Special Hell.
KAYLEE: Honest, Captain, I didn't...
MAL: You're gonna have to count them, y'know?
JAYNE (picking up ants): Just couldn't wait
until her birthday, could ya?
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(beyond lame...even with all the extra legs invoked)
bun
Frisky Browncoat
Bastards singed my turtle
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(ruttin double posts)
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Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Jayne: What we need is a diversion. I say Kaylee gets nekked!
Book: I suppose a little skin could do no harm.
Kaylee: Capt'n, we're not doing this, ... right? Capt'n?
This one gets my vote. Because it's so... witty, and uh, clever, and... ah, screw it, I'll be in my bunk!

(updated)
Kaylee: Cap'n, you never told me there was a camera in the engine room back when I got hired...
Jayne: *grunt*
Book: Oh my.
Kaylee: ... and did you have to play the video in front of the entire crew?
Jayne: ... I'll be in my bunk.
(and for completeness, my original caption based on the same idea)
Kaylee: Cap'n, do you have to tell the shepherd the story of how I got hired in QUITE such graphic detail?
Mal: ... and her legs were up in the air, ...

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Kaylee: I warned him Captn' but he wouldn't listen...
Jayne: What? I'm in my bunk.
Kaylee: I told him he didn't quit playin' at that, his eyes'd go cross. Look! Look!
Mal: huh...
Book: I can't look
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Bumpity
MAL: You call him "in the shot". He's not. Soon as this scene hits TV, Jayne's face will be cut off.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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JAYNE was caught watching one of his antique
holos; the others were offended by the breach of manners.
KAYLEE: No fishnet!
MAL: No toast!
BOOK: Another way to go to the Special Hell.
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(bumpty dumpty)
bun
Frisky Browncoat
Who's Bill Pardy?
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Here we catch Jayne, a few days before pay day...
MAL: Jayne, you want to tell me how come there's a whore lying in my boat, starin' at me like I owe her somethin'?
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Gratz Asarian!
Jayne: "Yep..according to this h-encylopedia, Kaylee and Mal is married now on accounta they both drank from that goblet thing at that Shindig. How come Mal always gets lucky? "
Book: "Mal, I think its time to remind you about the special hell."
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