Under the Serenitree
POSTED BY: chapterandverse
UPDATED: Sunday, December 16, 2007 16:44
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Ignore the fact that its hard to find that perfect gift on a planet that only seems to sell mud, or on a core planet where a cup costs more than the gang's combined annual salary.
What would the crew members buy each other for the holiday season? Answer the post before your own and pose one for the next Browncoat.
First off, and probably likely to lower the tone of the entire thread......
Jayne would get Kaylee ______?
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A puppy, it was boiled when he bought it honest.
River would get Simon ____?
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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batteries.
Kaylee would get Inara _______?
edit: oops, someone beat me to Jayne gets Kaylee ____.
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River would get Simon a random piece of rock, wrapped in lovely Christmas paper, that she would hand to him as if it was the most precious and important thing in the world.
Jayne would get Zoe _____?
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Quote:A Slinky Dress
Originally posted by paintitblack:
Jayne would get Zoe _____?
Simon would get Kaylee ____?
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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A box of strawberries.
Book would get Inara____________?
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SOS
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In Distress
I'm not worthy!
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Book would get Inara a large scarf to wear over all those low-cut dresses!
Inara would get Mal _____?
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Inara would get Mal: a bobble-headed doll as a souvenir of their most successful mission.
Simon would get Jayne______?
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Thinking For Dummies.
Mal would get YoSafBridg_____________?
I want you now
tomorrow won't do
there's a burning inside
and it's showing through.
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An Ice pack
River would get Mal ____?
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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River would get Mal non osmotic lip gloss(so he can kiss them on the lips)
Mal would get Saffron ____?
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A perfect heist that ends up with Inara naked.
Patience would get Niska______?
I want you now
tomorrow won't do
there's a burning inside
and it's showing through.
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Patience would get Niska a rare first edition of Torturing for Fun and Profit by Shan Yu
Zoe would get Jayne____?
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Zoe would get Jayne: Poetry for Dummies
(Hadda kinda poetry to it, sir.)
Mal would get Badger _____ ?
Check out http://www.americasfunniesttshirts.com to order hilarious shirts at a great price.
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Mal would get Badger an apple for his shiny apple peeler (grenade optional)
For all the Rayne shippers:
Jayne would get River ____?
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Something very nice lest she kick his arse again.
Mal would get Serenity ____?
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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A primary buffer panel, and a compression coil.
Simon would get Saffron_____?
I want you now
tomorrow won't do
there's a burning inside
and it's showing through. 
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Fresh fuel cells and a AAA membership :P
River would get Early (assuming he survived his walk in space) ________?
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Quote:Not a new hood ornament then :p
Originally posted by gorramgroupie:
A primary buffer panel, and a compression coil.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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Noooo, I think they're all taking their dirt naps still. 
I want you now
tomorrow won't do
there's a burning inside
and it's showing through.
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River would get Early a new spacesuit (but she would forget the oxygen canister).
Kaylee would get Mal ____?
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A cartridge in an Independent tree.
The love-bot would get Jayne_______?
I want you now
tomorrow won't do
there's a burning inside
and it's showing through.
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The love-bot would give Jayne a kiss on the lips.
Monty would give YoSafBridge _______?
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A rare copy of desperate housewives season 1
Innara would give Book______?
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Quote:I wonder what Monty would say if he watched a copy of season 4? LOL!
Originally posted by mazaen:
A rare copy of desperate housewives season 1
Innara would give Book______?
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