The League of Psychic Nutcases - May the Spork be with you!

POSTED BY: Kelkhil
UPDATED: Wednesday, December 19, 2007 22:41
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TRAVELER

Saturday, December 1, 2007 8:41 PM

I am sorry I missed that event.

I was at the International Parking Competition.

Here is a picture of the winner.

She has won three years in a row and there seems to be no one who can copy her form and grace at placing her car where she wants.

One of the judges is quoted, "We may have to ask her to step down from competition to gives others a fair shot at winning this event."

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

GORRAMGROUPIE

Saturday, December 1, 2007 9:07 PM

And in second place:

Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.

I'm not worthy!

TRAVELER

Saturday, December 1, 2007 9:31 PM

Gorramgroupie, that was excellent.

This is for people who need practice for stareing contests.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

GORRAMGROUPIE

Saturday, December 1, 2007 11:24 PM

And in the "What the @#$% just happened in my shorts?!" competition:

Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.

I'm not worthy!

GORRAMGROUPIE

Tuesday, December 4, 2007 7:40 PM

I hereby revive this thread, and say "May the spork and the stork and a cork never meet as enemies!"

Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.

I'm not worthy!

MSB

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 4:19 PM

I shall periodically shover students in for a sporking... they deserve it!

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Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.- Gibbs
Les mortels meurent. Qu'importe la façon?- LaCroix

GORRAMGROUPIE

Friday, December 7, 2007 7:17 PM

For students who need a sporking:

1 0 0 1 0 0 1
SOS
1 0 0 1 0 0 1
In Distress

I'm not worthy!

TRAVELER

Monday, December 10, 2007 2:55 AM

It is pictures like this that give sporks a bad name.

Be aware of this evil propaganda.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

GORRAMGROUPIE

Wednesday, December 19, 2007 10:41 PM

OK, resisting making a bad BonJovi parody!
"Plate full of food, and it's all game/You give sporks a bad name!!"
I guess I failed.

I have 6 locks on my door and bolt every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they're always locking 3 locks.

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