Imponderables: If you play a country song backwards...
POSTED BY: nvghostrider
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 7, 2007 18:48
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Originally posted by nvghostrider:
You always look fab FMF.
Congrats by the way. After reading your log enrty I kept envisioning the Hitler/pineapple gag from Little Nicky.
Thank you kind sir!
I have pictures to prove it, but I can't post them! Snicker giggle snort!
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"We don't fear the reaper"
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Oh bite me!!!
Ok so you can wash and condition your hair ( yes it has to be separate anything else leaves my hair dry brittle and straw like as I live in a moisture sucking desert)shower and shave your legs, wash your face, put on facial and eye moisturizer, brush teeth, put on body moisturizer, deoderant, clothes, make-up, blow dry hair, put in rollers, ( after putting product in) style, and put on jewelry and grab all your gear that fast??? HOLY CRAP you are wonder woman!!! I am in awe... you must tell me your secrets. Not only that but you look amazingly hot and awesome ( I have seen the pictures and I know this to be true) I am such an amature...sigh
NV- That so rocks! So he's gone never to plague you again and all is rigth with the world.
OK off to watch a grundle of tivo'd stuff with MisterG and relax ( he took me out for dinner)
"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Originally posted by msg:
Oh bite me!!!
Ok so you can wash and condition your hair ( yes it has to be separate anything else leaves my hair dry brittle and straw like as I live in a moisture sucking desert)shower and shave your legs, wash your face, put on facial and eye moisturizer, brush teeth, put on body moisturizer, deoderant, clothes, make-up, blow dry hair, put in rollers, ( after putting product in) style, and put on jewelry and grab all your gear that fast??? HOLY CRAP you are wonder woman!!! I am in awe... you must tell me your secrets. Not only that but you look amazingly hot and awesome ( I have seen the pictures and I know this to be true) I am such an amature...sigh
NV- That so rocks! So he's gone never to plague you again and all is rigth with the world.
OK off to watch a grundle of tivo'd stuff with MisterG and relax ( he took me out for dinner)
"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The shaving and moisturising is done at night, in a self indulgent habit I have of bathing in lavendar oil and then moisturizing when I am done. I am never caught with stubble anywhere!
But yeah, I can wash and condition my hair, blow it dry and dress with full makeup and moisturizing in a short time.
I find the longer I take the worse I look. I just get it over with.
You are a beauty so shush up!
eta: what I need though is someone to indulge me by rubbing the moisturizer on my back. I could get borrowed girl to do it if I needed - but it just isnt the same.
---- plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose
Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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mornin' Imponderables.
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Originally posted by msg:
ok so how about it guys??? ( I'm betting Jimi only spends 10 as he doesn't even have hair to wash)
That's a pretty good estimate, as I can be showered in 5 (the no hair thing helps) and dressed in another 5. Now, being conscious enough to pull that off, well, that's another story altogether.
And a quick YAY that Adam Baldwin will be at D*C !!!!!
~jimi
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Originally posted by msg:
Hey let's further fine down this ponder...not just what would you omit...how long does your average get ready take..how long does your fastest take? ( I'm betting the guys have a three to four times shorter amount of time to get ready...I mean how long could a quick shower and pulling on clothes take? It's not like you do your hair and make-up and such)
Ok for my average decent hair, some make-up and jewelry, clothes, atc from start to finish would be bare minimum 1 hour 15 minutes.... to do the short version if I really rushed, skipped make-up, was wearing jeans and a tee...35-40 minutes
ok so how about it guys??? ( I'm betting Jimi only spends 10 as he doesn't even have hair to wash)
Shower takes 20 minutes at least, drying my hair takes half an hour, styling hair takes less time since my hair refuses to go into any style i try, makeup takesabout 20 minutes. So it takes me about 1 hour fifteen at the least.
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Yeah FMF is just fast like a freak:) Still very impressed though:)
See I knew it....lousy hairless guys all dressed and ready super quick... Jealousy is terrible thing ( mine of course)
This is why men are always sitting around waiting for us to get ready.
OK adding to the vanity ponder here...What beauty ritual do you consider absolutely essential?
For me moisturizer would be the one( followed closely by brazilian bikini wax)
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I don't mind the waiting around, usually I just find something else to do with the time. It's been so long since we have actually gotten to go out though ...
I've gotta have a good razor, both a straight bladed one (like the Gillette M4 Power ) and a set of good clippers for hair and beard, so they don't get out of control.
~jimi
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HUGS RIMG what with the munchkin patrol and baby Em on the way I'd bet you've not been out in a while. But hey kids are entertainment:)
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Originally posted by msg:
OK adding to the vanity ponder here...What beauty ritual do you consider absolutely essential?
By "beauty ritual" I'm sure you meant "manly, grunting, testosterone ritual". In that case the only thing I can come up with is shaving. Which is also not so much essential as it is socially necessary.
When I had like a week off work last year and no need to have human contact I didn't shave at all. Mainly just to see what all would develop. It was a sorta fun experiment.
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Yes of course I mean manly, testosterone filled grooming ( sort of like when they call a bath puff a " lather builder" in commercials for men's body wash)
So how long did your beard end up being?
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