CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #21

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UPDATED: Tuesday, June 26, 2007 14:04
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FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, June 2, 2007 4:37 AM

SHERIFF (affecting a well-known accent): The moonlight shows us for what we arrrrrre...
MAL (thinks): Another one of those days when you're sure you reported to the wrong set.
(aloud): I think that's only good with the Earth-That-Was Moon, sir.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards lit my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

CAPTAINCOUPI

Saturday, June 2, 2007 11:30 PM

Always an inspiration Bun

Sheriff: You best start believing in ghost stories. You're in one.

Mal: Whu??

Tracy: [Sneaking up behind Mal] BOO!

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FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, June 2, 2007 11:53 PM

Yesssss, CC, one of my faves. Can't remember which scene I used it on, though.

SHERIFF: Ah, well, this gig don't work out I'm going back to Ariel, read for an evil priest in a vampire soap. Better than here, I'd say...
ZOE: Not work out, sir? How "not work out???"
MAL: Don't conjure we'll have a problem, Zoe. Got steady work here -- seven years as I hear it.
SHERIFF: Or there's a flick with gummi-worms in it...
MAL: Tell me another, friend.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards cast my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, June 4, 2007 3:00 AM

SHERIFF: Were I unwed I'd take you in a manly fashion.
MAL: 'Cause I'm pretty?
SHERIFF: No, gorramnit, *her* -- because she's pretty.

That's lame, I know. This is really a bump.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards took my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Bill Pardy, indeed~

CAPTAINCOUPI

Monday, June 4, 2007 6:35 AM

Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha! ROFL. Nice one Bun'.

Oh Fu.. Gorramit I'm late for work. I'll think up a new one for tonight.

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CAPTAINCOUPI

Monday, June 4, 2007 10:57 PM

Sheriff: All right, I confess. I hate arresting people. Can you imagine what it's like... seeing the same prisoners every day I didn't want to be a sheriff anyway. I wanted to be... a lumberjack!

Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of Osiris! The Fir! The Larch! The Redwood! The mighty Londinium Pine!

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Say Thanks to Universal for the BDM at www.bigdamnthankyou.com

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, June 5, 2007 3:57 AM

The Larch ~~~~~~~~ the Larch ~~~~~~~~ THE LARCH ~

LOL, CC.
Truth is, he reconsidered all that hating-being-Sheriff stuff when he found out who was going to be checking into his jail that night and staying three weeks or thereabouts...
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or
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SHERIFF: I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille...
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards filmed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

VETERAN

Tuesday, June 5, 2007 11:19 PM

Sheriff: "So Mal, do like galdiator movies?"

VETERAN

Tuesday, June 5, 2007 11:40 PM

Sheriff:"Dr. Frankenstein wishes to speak with you. Walk this way."

Mal:"Hey wasn't your hump on the other side in the last scene?"

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, June 6, 2007 12:56 AM

Veteran wrote in part:
...Walk this way."
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He-heeeeeeee. Let's get a couple of guitars in
there...

Now to be serious:
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SHERIFF: ...so I trucked out to the border, learned
to say "ain't"...found this place...
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards walked my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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