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Friday, March 16, 2007 8:49 PM

GEEZER do you have an obsession? Have you sought treatment for this punchline obsession? ...and in FFF.net news, Rue checks into the Henny Youngman Clinic For the Seriously Un-funny for treatment of punchline obsession. Doctors are recommending a regimen of laugh tracks and rimshots. GEEZER characterized HIS contributions to the thread as good clean fun ragging on the Iranians while Rue is snarky. GEEZER hen went on to say And in enertainment news, Sylvester Stallone, who played tough cop John Spartan in the Sci-fi/action adventure Demolition Man, has taken issue with recent slanderous allegations against the Spartan people and issued a personal challenge to left-wing web-pundit Rue. Said Mr. Stallone, "Meet me outside Spagos, Rue, and I'll show you Uber-man." The humor-challenged liberal commentator and sometimes stalker has not yet issued a reply. More as it occurs....My day job is to make fun of stuck-up killjoys

One thing Geezer IS good at- name calling!

And you know personally, having read this thread and Soup's comments it seems to me that he's not worth responding to.

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Friday, March 16, 2007 9:08 PM


Since we seem to have strayed a bit…here are a few jokes, because… well, it is Friday and maybe we should lighten up just a tad….(gee, hope I don’t offend frigid housewives, boxers and Pages…)

A boxer was getting the tar beat out of him by his opponent. As he was being counted down by the referee for the fourth time in the match, his manager said, “Stay down till eight.”
“Okay,” the dazed boxer said. “What time is it now?”

or…

What’s the worst thing you can say to a man who complains that his wife is frigid?
“No, she isn’t!”

or…

What is the Congressional Record?
…Four pages….

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Friday, March 16, 2007 9:16 PM

Joke Friday. I like it.

Here's one that my niece loved when she was younger...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrup-

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Friday, March 16, 2007 9:19 PM

JKiddo:

No question that Geezer sent some zingers Rue's way, does that then excuse Rue from doing the same thing and insulting others and the entire Spartan culture?

By the way, why do you think "left-winged web pundit" is an insult? Is there something wrong with left-winged web pundits that I'm not aware of? Just kidding! I know Geezer didn't mean it as a compliment though it could have just as easily been taken as one and thereby spoil Geezer's fun.

Personally, I have to agree with Geezer that the Iranian governments reaction was pretty absurd and hilarious. I think Causal said it best when he suggested that if Rue didn't find it funny, maybe he/she should have just moved on and let others enjoy the humor. There is so little lighthearted banter in these RWED threads that it seems ashame to throw a wet towel on it when you see it.

Interestingly, if Rue had ignored it, we wouldn't even be talking about it and this thread would have died a quick if humorous death. Maybe that was her/his intent?

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Friday, March 16, 2007 9:28 PM

No question that Geezer sent some zingers Rue's way, does that then excuse Rue from doing the same thing and insulting others and the entire Spartan culture?

hahahah!!!!

Rue is not entitled to self defense?

AFA insulting all of Sparta... I guess that's about the same when Geezer insulted "Persian family values". As I said, I know some Persians. Real nice folks. My daughter is dating one of the boys. All in all, I prefer their family values to Geezer's.

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Friday, March 16, 2007 9:36 PM

DAYVE! Your jokes offend cuckolded husbands everywhere! But serious....

hahahahahahaha!!!

Thanks for the laugh. And I DO mean that sincerely.


HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE.

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Friday, March 16, 2007 9:41 PM

So now the only way to defend one's self is to insult right back? Wasn't it you who talked about this degenerating into a bunch of nine year olds?

I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I?

Obviously there was a better way to react, why didn't Rue use it? And what exactly did Causal do to deserve being called an a##hole? What did the Spartans do to be condemned to cultural annihlation? You do know there are still people about the world who are descended from those original Spartans right?

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"There is not such a cradle of democracy upon the earth as the Free Public Library, this republic of letters, where neither rank, office, nor wealth receives the slightest consideration."
---Andrew Carnegie

"Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly."
---Roger Ebert

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Friday, March 16, 2007 9:45 PM

Why are you blaming the victim?



HAPPY FRIDAY!

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Friday, March 16, 2007 9:49 PM

I'm not blaming anyone, I'm simply saying that two wrongs don't make a right. Rue ceased being a victim when he/she chose to become a victimizer and use the same tactics used against her/him. Why do you defend those actions? How are they any different than Geezers?

HAPPY FRIDAY TO YOU TOO!

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"There is not such a cradle of democracy upon the earth as the Free Public Library, this republic of letters, where neither rank, office, nor wealth receives the slightest consideration."
---Andrew Carnegie

"Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly."
---Roger Ebert

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Friday, March 16, 2007 9:50 PM

BLAME THE VICTIM!! BLAME THE VICTIM!! YEEEEAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!

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