Funniest Moment In Firefly

POSTED BY: BionicBatman
UPDATED: Monday, February 19, 2007 11:03
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BIONICBATMAN

Saturday, February 17, 2007 1:49 AM

Discuss.

Well not my funniest moment. I just saw it and started laughing. In The Message, when Simon puts the pulse monitor on Tracey. As soon as Tracey sees Kaylee you hear his heartbeat going ALOT faster. (Who could blame him)

DEEPGIRL187

Saturday, February 17, 2007 1:57 AM

The torture scene in "War Stories", hands down.

Mal: Oh, you want me to sleep with her? Would that make you feel better?

Wash: It might.

Mal: Oh, I'd imagine it would do wonders for her, too.

Wash: Screw you!

Mal: Get in line!

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"If you want to win a war, you must serve no master but your ambition."

PEULSAR5

Saturday, February 17, 2007 1:58 AM

That is one of my favorite funny moments. Most of the others involve Jayne; it just seems that Adam got some of the funniest lines.

PENGUIN

Saturday, February 17, 2007 2:16 AM

From “The Train Job”

MAL - Whatever happens, remember I love you.

ZOE - Sir?

MAL - Because you're my wife.

ZOE - Right. Sir. Honey.

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

Saturday, February 17, 2007 3:19 AM

I don't think I have a favorite, but this one that I've always liked from Ariel:

River: ...going to die.

Simon: No one is going to die.

River:(pointing to a patient) He is.

And then in Trash there's Mal and Inara's conversation:

Inara: What was the cargo?

Mal: They were dolls...

Inara: They were little geisha dolls with big heads that wobbled!

Mal: Hey, people LOVE those!!

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Love keeps her in the air when she outta fall down, tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.

ARTISOXYGEN

Saturday, February 17, 2007 3:20 AM

God...there are SO many..
one of my faves is from the movie..when River (upon returning to the ship with the others after the encounter with the Reavers) turns to Simon and says with a wide-eyed childlike innonence;

"I swallowed a bug!"

...that gets me everytime.

DANNIISUPERNOVA

Saturday, February 17, 2007 5:07 AM

"Day is a vestigial mode of time measured in solar cycles, it's not applicable.....I didn't get you anything."

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"You know that's gonna fall off."
-----Nathan Fillion (to me while drunk)

How are ships unlike food?
1. If you try it and don't like it, you don't have to do it again.
2. You can have as much as you want, when you want.
3. Cravings can be very specific.
I mean, hello it's not as if there's 'ship police?

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

Saturday, February 17, 2007 5:51 AM

In 'The Message', the scene with Wash talking to the cow foetus.

"Ours is a peaceful race."

Cracks me up everytime, plus the lead-up with Simon being a boob is awesome too. And oh, oh! "My food is problematic".

Actually, just pick pretty much any scene in the entire series and movie.

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

BIONICBATMAN

Saturday, February 17, 2007 6:49 AM

Another of mine.

WASH: Oh my gosh its grotesque! Oh and theres something in a jar.

SHAMELESS

Saturday, February 17, 2007 8:31 AM

Yay! Some of mine:

Our Mrs. Reynolds:

Mal: You got the right same as anyone to live and try to kill people. I mean, you know... people that are... (beat) That's a dumb planet!

That look and pause from Mal right after Saffron says, "If you're done with supper... would you like me to wash your feet?"

Wash: We'd always hoped you two kids would get together. (to Mal) Who is she?

The whole thing between Mal and Jayne about Vera.

HUSBAND (JAYNE)
Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that
last part. See, I married me a powerful
ugly creature.

(WIFE) MAL
How can you say that? How can you shame
me in front of new people?

(HUSBAND) JAYNE
If I could make you purtier, I would.

(WIFE) MAL
You are not the man I met a year ago.

Jaynestown:
Everything (and this stuff especially)

That drunken laugh from Wash RIGHT after Mal says, "We talked a few pillars of the Mudder community into having a little Jayne Day celebration in town square tomorrow."

Too much hair!

Kaylee: Everywhere I go, his eyes keep following me.

Simon: (to Jayne) Enemies? You? No, how can it be?!

The looks on everyone's faces when the mudders start singing The Hero of Canton. Priceless.

Serenity (pilot):

Mal: Ain't no way in the 'verse they could find that compartment, even-- (stops talking as Dobson walks past) Even if they were lookin' for it.

Zoe: Why not?

Mal: ....'Cause...?

Mal: Did you send word to Patience?

Wash: Ain't heard back yet. Didn't she shoot you one time?

Mal: Everyone's makin' a fuss.

Got way more, but I'm getting kicked off the computer... and I should probably stop before I turn this into a book.

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Landmines - $50 per
Attack/track dogs bred 1st class - $250-500 per
Highpowered assault rifles - $600 per
The look on your face when I show up on your doorstep with a bigfoot - ... Priceless

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Can't stop the signal."
-reavers_ate_my_dvd

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