Loafer's Nook 29- Bring me to life ...Clear! Bzzzz!
POSTED BY: Jadehand
UPDATED: Saturday, March 17, 2007 03:19
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Do I hear seventies music?
*Smashes up the radio*
That's quite enough of that Charlies Angels nonsense thank you very much. Now, where did I leave the eyeball poker?
Oh don't worry, it's a rather strange name for the tool, it doesn't poke eyeballs at all.
It extracts them.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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I'd like my eyeballs to stay right where they are, thank you very much.
*Struggles in such a way that causes a bit more cleavage to be revealed than in entirely necessary.*
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep
http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/
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Quote:That doesn't work on me missy, I know what you want and the only reason it's in my trousers is because thats where I keep the key. Can't think of a better place, no one's going to go in after it there.
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*Struggles in such a way that causes a bit more cleavage to be revealed than in entirely necessary.*
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Oh, come on now! You're being a VERY bad villain. Everyone knows the villain is supposed to be distracted by the sexual advances of the pretty, buxom blonde, which gives her enough time to either a)cut her bonds free, kick him in the head and escape, b)sneak the gun out of a thug's holster, point it at the villain, and escape or c) allow the male hero guy to get off his ass and save her already.
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep
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No, I'm a good Villain. I've studied those hacks. I told you, none of this "No Mr Bond I'll explain my plans to you in detail then place you in a convoluted overly complex and implausible method of execution and then leave you alone satisfied you are dead" more with the "Shut up Bond" *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *stab* *slash* *splat* *crunch*.
Murderous rampages can be fun.
And those bonds are made from diamond impregnated titanium, no cutting those, my thugs are not bumbling buffoons, they are highly trained and keep their guns carefully guarded and the only individual currently disposed to rescue you is being placated by Bacon sandwiches.
So you see there really is no escape, and please stop wriggling, I'm trying to draw a line to guide the incision and I don't want it going wonky.
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The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.
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Okay, fine. I guess I'll just submit to my inevitable demise, since there is obviously no possible means of escape.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaah.
If there's one thing nicer than a bacon sandwich, it's 237 bacon sandwiches in quick succession.
Now where was I? Oh yes. saving the day in my own unique idiom.
They called an idiom a lot at hero school.
Oh yes, the rescue, right.
Aha!
*slices at Serenity's chains*
Um... right Citizen, you owe me £53 pounds compensation for my broken sword. And what's with the lack of monologueing? How are people going to respect you as a villain if you don't explain how diabolical you are in great detail?
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Quote:No, don't be like that, it's so much more fun if you struggle to the end, you never know, you might find an opening...
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Okay, fine. I guess I'll just submit to my inevitable demise, since there is obviously no possible means of escape.
Quote:Correction 237 Bacon Sandwiches impregnated with sleeping pills.
Originally posted by SimonWho:
If there's one thing nicer than a bacon sandwich, it's 237 bacon sandwiches in quick succession.
Quote:PAH! You don't gain world domination, at least lasting world domination, by respect. You gain it by making the opposition cower before you in abject fear, respect is for losers. No one's ever respected me and I'm a fully self actualised evil Villian with minions and a taco stand.
what's with the lack of monologueing? How are people going to respect you as a villain if you don't explain how diabolical you are in great detail?
Quote:I think perhaps you have forgotten the pecularities of the British legal system. I think you'll find that I'm suing you for £10,000 for damage to property and trauma for the attempted foiling of my diabolical plans.
Um... right Citizen, you owe me £53 pounds compensation for my broken sword.
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Oh, good! If you're suing SimonWho, that means I'm evidence and you'll have to put off your diabolical plan to kill me in terrible ways until after the trial.
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep
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