Pirates

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GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Monday, January 8, 2007 8:41 PM

all who would desire a life of piracy join me! Your Captain!!

here is our code:

I. Every man has a vote in affairs of moment; has equal title to the fresh provisions, or strong liquors, at any time seized, and may use them at pleasure, unless a scarcity makes it necessary, for the good of all, to vote a rationing.

II. The Captain is to have two full Shares; the Master and the Mate are to have one Share and one Half; The Doctor, Gunner and Boatswain, one Share and one Quarter.

III. He that shall be found guilty of taking up any Unlawful Weapon on Board the Privateer or any other prize by us taken, so as to Strike or Abuse one another in any regard, shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and the Majority of the Company shall see fit.

IV. He that shall be found Guilty of Cowardice in the time of Engagements, shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and the Majority of the Company shall think fit.

V. If any Gold, Jewels, Silver, be found on Board of any Prize or Prizes to the value of a Piece of Eight, & the finder do not deliver it to the Quarter Master in the space of 24 hours he shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and the Majority of the Company shall think fit.

VI. He that is found Guilty of Gaming, or Defrauding one another to the value of a piece of eight, shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and the Majority of the Company shall think fit.

VII. He that shall have the Misfortune to lose a joint in time of Engagement, shall have the Sum of 400 pieces of Eight, a limb eight hundred pieces of Eight, and remain aboard as long as he shall think fit.

VIII. Good Quarters to be given when Craved.

IX. He that sees a Sail first, shall have the best Pistol or Small Arm aboard of her.

X. He that shall be guilty of Drunkenness in time of Engagement shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and Majority of the Company shall think fit.

XI. No Firing of Guns in the Hold.

XII. Any found conspiring to commit mutiny shall be hanged or marooned

XIII. any hippies found onboard shall be marooned

Why is the rum always gone?

MSG

Monday, January 8, 2007 8:46 PM

PIRATES

and of course

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Monday, January 8, 2007 8:50 PM

Welcome aboard me hearty!

Why is the rum always gone?

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

Monday, January 8, 2007 8:54 PM

YARRR!!!!

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Love keeps her in the air when she outta fall down, tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.

MSG

Monday, January 8, 2007 9:02 PM

Ok I love that...Pirates are cooler than Ninjas...LOL
Now I feel compelled to quote another great show Fox cancelled ( The Tick)
" Another urban myth dispelled. Ninja's don't bounce"

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

Monday, January 8, 2007 9:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Ok I love that...Pirates are cooler than Ninjas...LOL

It's true. I mean have you ever seen a ninja plunder anything??

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Love keeps her in the air when she outta fall down, tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Monday, January 8, 2007 9:44 PM

What about pirates with ninja training?

seeing as we need at least 6 ppl to crew my ship we'll debate the Pirates vs Ninjas thing for the sheer joy of it

*crickets chirping*

WHILE DRINKING RUM!

Why is the rum always gone?