It's a Shiny Christmas...
POSTED BY: jake7
UPDATED: Sunday, September 21, 2003 18:11
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Ok, it had to be done sooner or later...
I kept seeing references to us having a Shiny Christmas, so I put together a quick little parody of White Christmas...
I hope you like it!
I'm dreaming of a shiny Christmas
With Mal, Inara, and Kaylee
Wash, Book, Jayne, and Zoe
Think River's Crazy
Simon tries to keep her in control
I'm dreaming of a shiny Christmas
Who cares what's underneath the tree?
As long as I get my DVD!
Now I'll wait breathlessly for the movie!
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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Some folk do what others can't, and ya know it's just a good thing... 
Mal: “See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown!”
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verse 3
IIII'm dreaming of a shiiiny Christmaaas,
Just like the ones on earth that waaaas. (warble)
If we keep on trying, and keep on flying,
We juuust may find santa claaaus.
(oooo oooo oooo oooo)
Weee're dreaming of a shiiiny Christmaaas,
Without the blue-hands on our taaail. (warble)
To avoid detection, for River's protection,
We may just have to send her by maaaail.
ho ho ho ho
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ManiacNumberOne, I bow before your greatness! 
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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Whenever any bows before me I like to sniff the top of their head.
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Uh...Ok... 
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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No worries Jake7, your head smells clean and fresh. Is that patchouli?
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I couldn't find the gorram blueprint conundrum thread, so here's the blueprint I found on the net... the one that encouraged me to stop my own work and just refer to this.
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