Funniest moment on Firefly
POSTED BY: mazaen
UPDATED: Friday, November 3, 2006 21:39
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Jayne: "Smells like crotch."
Kaylee: "Jayne!"
Jayne: "Well, it does."
Too many funny things to list, but this is definitely one of my faves!
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The 3 rules of aging:
1. Never bypass a bathroom
2. Never waste an erection
3. Never trust a fart
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Ai ya it is so hard to choose...
Wash: "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?"
Jayne: (mock reading Simon's journal) "Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?"
Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir."
Mal: "Ain't we just!"
Book: "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
Kaylee: (cheerfully) "Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds."
Mal: "Fear's nothin' to be ashamed of, doctor."
Simon: "This isn't fear. This is anger."
Mal: "Well. Kinda hard to tell one from t'other, face like yours."
Simon: "Well I imagine if it were fear, my eyes would be wider."
Mal: "Hmm. I'll keep a look out for that next time."
Kaylee: "But he coulda made 'em family. 'stead of keepin' Simon from seein' I was there. And I carried such a torch! And we coulda...goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"
Knitter of Cunning Jayne Hats
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drunken Wash in Jaynestown. Everytime, I'm in hysterics. I love it.
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Eight out of ten voices in my head prefer Whiskers.
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
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Drunken Wash a treat.
Drugged Jayne (..all bendy) a treat.
Jaynestown:
SIMON: Just stop describing me.
There are too many...
Book popping back around corner: "The special Hell!"
Also from OMR:
MAL: How drunk was I last night?
JAYNE: I dunno. I passed out.
This could go on all night.
bun, memory overstuffed
~Bastards singed my turtle~
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Everything everyone else said.
and...
Mal: "Do you have time to do my hair?" in the Train Job
Zoe: "I was weak" in the Train Job
Wash: "I was in a firefight....ok, I was in a fire....well actually I was fired from a fry cook opportunity" in War stories
And of course: the "alternate" Haven scene from Serenity:
Nathan: Get those bodies together....... I wan't them laid out over the nose of the ship. Put Book front and centre, he is our friend, we should honor him. Kaylee, get that kid who's taking a dirt nap with baby Jesus, we need a hood ornament. Jayne! Try not to steal too much of their shit"
hahahahahaha!
Burn the land and boil the sea...
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Wash: Well....MAYBE I SHOULD DO THAT!
Mal: MAYBE YOU SHOULD!
Wash: FINE!
Mal: FINE!
Jayne: I got an idea. I say Zoe gets nekkid.
Wash(looking down, muffled): No.
Jayne: I could get nekkid.
Wash(now attentive and scared): No!
Simon(offscreen, almost as fast as Wash): No!
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all." - Malcolm Reynolds
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Sorry...double posted that.
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There are so many, but I'm surprised no one has mentioned my favorite from "Our Mrs. Reynolds" when Saffron asks Mal if he wants her to wash his feet. Nathan's expression is priceless.
wo men ren ran zai fei xing.
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The whole scene in "Out of Gas" where they recruit Jayne.
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There are so many, the scene at the end of the duel in Shindig; "Well, I'm all right.", the opening scene in Our Mrs. Reynolds; "How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?"; the scene at the end of War Stories where Mal tells Zoe that they must make love, "Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettlin'."
But I always get a good laugh from River in Jaynestown after she has seen Book with his hair down and he tries to approach her at the end of the episode. Everytime I hear her say "Just keep walking preacher-man." I laugh and I honestly couldn't tell you why. It just gets me every time.
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/
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