Who Here Masturbates??
POSTED BY: Calhoun
UPDATED: Sunday, February 11, 2007 23:41
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*Slicks back hair, Puts on old time announcer voice and holds hairbrush like it's just come down from the roof.*
"Aaand in this cor-ner weighing in at aprox-a-mately six-ty seven kilo-grams, the thun-der that gooooes down un-der, the un-dis-pu-ted king of the one fisted knockout, ladies and gen-tle-men, SIIIIIIIX SHOOOTERRRRRR!!!!!"
*Gets up, pulls dressing gown over head and begins shadowboxing.*
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That's me in the spotlight... losein' my religion.
"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack
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Has this been posted yet?
"Been a long time since anyone took a hold of my plow but me." Mal
wanking in space.....
Z
maybe JQ is right.We need some new questions.
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Well, you know the old saying. 98% of people do it. The other 2% lie about it. 
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Originally posted by zzetta13:
Has this been posted yet?
"Been a long time since anyone took a hold of my plow but me." Mal
wanking in space.....
Z
maybe JQ is right.We need some new questions.
I made a vaguish reference to it early in the thread.
And of course I'm right.
"Well, here I am."
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Double post. *Doesn't feel like doin' the dance*
"Well, here I am."
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Originally posted by Adamwankenobi:
Well, you know the old saying. 98% of people do it. The other 2% lie about it.
I actually prefer the Dennis Miller line: "A recent study shows that 90% of all people masturbate...I'm thinking there is a 10% margain of error in that study."
I've seen a lot of good euphemisms for the act. My personal favorite is 'roughing up the suspect'.
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Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
I saw this particular quote and I really couldn't resist:Quote:
Originally posted by mink:
I personally have never masturbated because I've always gotten so much play that it never even occurred to me...
Ahhhhhh.... The true words of a closet masturbator. It's okay mink. We support your nasty habit, you freak you. I was a closet wanker before I even knew there was a word for it. I got a lot of action in high school and college, but it was never enough.
Sometimes I wanna hump this couch.... and sometimes I just wanna hump this lightpole.... or that tree....
Gorramit! I should have known I couldn't put anything past you!
On a different note: the first person who used the word "immoral" deserved everything he got. Harsh is as harsh does.
"When I write my memoirs, that sh!t'll be in there, guaranteed."
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singate wrote:
Tuesday, October 24, 2006 06:01
I've seen a lot of good euphemisms for the act. My personal favorite is 'roughing up the suspect'.
Hahahahaha, Good euphemism!
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