Favorite River quote?

POSTED BY: jetdog9
UPDATED: Friday, October 20, 2006 00:05
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JETDOG9

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 3:17 AM

I'm sure somebody already posted a thread like this a million times, but it's good to keep bringing back so we don't forget what a great show it was...

For me, this might be her best line:

"My food is problematic."

JKAIRIS

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 3:21 AM

There are so many. My favorite would have to be:

"She understands, She doesn't comprehend."

"She is starting to damage my calm" -Jayne Cobb

TRAVELER

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 3:28 AM

I know, between Jayne and River there are so many quotes.

You could do a standoff between them.

"Who do you think is in there?"

The expression on her face. Like it's great burning question of all time.

Traveler

THIEFJEHAT

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 3:29 AM

"I'm--I tore these out of your symbol, and they turned into paper-- but I want to put them back."

Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony.

MAGDALENA

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 3:58 AM

Ha ha ha... some of the kids were talking about Noah's Ark at my church recently and without thinking I just said "Noah's Ark is a problem..." I think the blank looks said it all...

...and we can never have too many of these threads

Magda x x x

SHINYSEAN

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 4:30 AM

"And i can kill you with my brain"

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:58 AM

River: If the snow on the roof is too heavy, you see, the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger!
Book: River, please, Why can't you come out?
River: No. Can't. Too much hair.

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NICODEMUS

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 10:03 AM

Her little speech when Badger shows up on the ship in Shindig. The first time I watched that bit of the ep, I had to keep rewinding to hear it again and again.

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CANTER

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 11:07 AM

In the BDM, it would have to be
"I swallowed a bug"

In the BDS:
"Also....I can kill you with my brain" (to Jayne in 'Trash')

Or

"He looks better in red" (about Jayne in 'Ariel')

Burn the land and boil the sea...

TEACHDAIRE

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 3:20 PM

My favourite is "It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think" from Objects In Space.

Maybe I'll try it out when I next get caught with something I shouldn't have...

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