Loafers Nook 22 - Food Glorious Food! La da di di da da.....
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UPDATED: Thursday, October 12, 2006 20:25
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Hey baby!
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2 for 1 day at cozenmart.
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Whilst Citizen parties his life away, I have decided to educate myself to the point of being able to sling mud in the RWED threads.
*Cracks open his copy of Horrible Histories: The Barmy British Empire. *
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Food for thought. See, I can be pertinent to threads, kind of....
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Quote:I'm not doing that much partying. Frankly the thought of partying with teenagers isn't that great, they still think it's cool to get wasted on half a pint of shandy.
Originally posted by cozen:
Whilst Citizen parties his life away, I have decided to educate myself to the point of being able to sling mud in the RWED threads.
I'm a little beyond that now, it takes at least four pints of the strong stuff.
Quote:Our history wasn't that horrible, it was only horrible for most of the people we came into contact with.
*Cracks open his copy of Horrible Histories: The Barmy British Empire. *
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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thats alright Sean, you had it easy, last time i had the misfortune to find myself at a party filled with pre twenties, two of them decided to try out crazy monkey sex in the hosts parents off limits en suit, and not onle broke a towel reail but managed to rip it completely off the wall, along with a lit of plaster and an expensive paqint job.
children!
My sister explained the bodily fluids thing, she said although it always makes your skin crawl, you'd rather clean it up than have your child in that state.
that list was in no particular order, if it were in order it would read
hypnotherapy
stable home
man.
it a case of man would be nice first, but they are unreliable at best. Home would put you in better stead.
As for the actually mechanics (trust you to think of sex) thats what donors are for.
Believe me, i've learned the lesson, if i wait around for a decent bloke to come along (in Liverpool!) it will all have dried up and fallen off before i can even think about kids.
Cept, this is all besides the point, as i'm still firmly entrenched in the 'children are despicable evil slimy little cretins' camp.
BTW, the appaling spelling is brought to you by a stonking headache and wierd wooziness. i ain't arsed about going and correcting it just at this moment. Sorry.
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Oh heavens!
Can we PLEASE not talk about babies and things drying up and falling off so close to my 29th birthday? I'm having a hard enough time as it is!
I think once I get past 30, I'll be okay, but these next few years are gonna be rough.
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/
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Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Frankly the thought of partying with teenagers isn't that great, they still think it's cool to get wasted on half a pint of shandy.
Oh, you need to leave. Right now! Meditating by a rock garden isn't the worst option. Well, just about any other activity qualifies as less worse. Unless, of course, pretend-drunk teen girls confused about their liking you occurs....
Quote:
Our history wasn't that horrible, it was only horrible for most of the people we came into contact with.
Well, they did map out Canada, along with the Voyageurs. Admittedly while destroying native cultures and habitats. But, hey, made a decent country for the likes of immigrant me. So, not so horrible for everyone, despite the human costs.
Ack! Must needs loaf!
*Pines for the single malt*
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There's a certain happiness that goes hand in hand with political naivety, yep.
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Quote:I suspect if anyone were to get that drunk they'd probably be dead.
Originally posted by cozen:
Unless, of course, pretend-drunk teen girls confused about their liking you occurs....
Quote:What have Voyeurs got to do with it? Sex pests discovered Canada?
Well, they did map out Canada, along with the Voyageurs.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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Quote:If you never get to do it might as well think about it.
Originally posted by seryn:
As for the actually mechanics (trust you to think of sex) thats what donors are for.
At length.
Often.
*cough*
Quote:Pills, meditation and massage your big toe.
BTW, the appaling spelling is brought to you by a stonking headache and wierd wooziness. i ain't arsed about going and correcting it just at this moment. Sorry.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Hey baby!
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2 for 1 day at cozenmart.
I thought that voice sounded familiar!
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/
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Happy Movie Day, everyone.
No double post here, nope!
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