Match Firefly character with Trek technology
POSTED BY: reginaroadie
UPDATED: Friday, January 19, 2007 21:19
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Jayne and Kirk would be bosom buddies. They'd probably go Klingon hunting together.
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Actually, I think he'd split his time between holo-dino's and maybe having a TOP GUN-like flying competition between him and Tom Paris. And maybe partaking in Paris' Captain Proton simulations.
And I think once he hears about the "slingshot around the sun" time travel methos, he'd be itching to try it out. Of course, the Enterprise and a Klingon Bird of Prey could barely survive it, I'm not sure how Serenity would fare.
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(In response to Tom Paris' assertions that Captain Proton has social and historical significance)
The Doctor: Maybe you should teach a course at Starfleet. "Satanic Robots and Historical Overview."
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(Tuvok attempting to mind meld with River)
Tuvok: Concentrate...our minds...our thoughts...are-(GASP) HOLY SHIT!!!
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"There's only one "Return" ok, and it ain't "of the King", it's "of the Jedi."
"Maybe we should start calling your friend 'Padme' because he loves 'Mannequin Skywalker' so much, Right? (imitating robot) Danger...danger...my name is Anakin...my shitty acting is ruining saga."
Excerpt of internet teaser for CLERKS 2.
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Id love to see Kaylee in the engine room!!
Kaylee:your uniforms are awful clean. Wheres the grease?? The Oil??
Jayne would break several touch screens by pressing too hard.
Shepard book would argue with Kirk
Kirk:trust me ive seen God hes not that special
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Jayne: Loves Phasers, loves the holodeck for the combat and sex simulations, loves replicators because he can get something other than protein.
Mal: Loves cloaking devices because they help you sneak around, loves warp drives because they help you get away from Reavers, loves shields because they could help keep Serenity in one piece, loves replicators because he can get something other than protein
Zoe: Loves Phasers, loves shields (particularly if they are man-portable (i.e. Borg-style)), loves replicators because she could get something other than protein
Book: Probably wouldn't care too much
Wash: Loves warp drives because they go fast, loves shields because they keep his ship from having chunks blown out of it, loves replicators because he could get something other than protein, loves the holodek because he can indulge his adolescent fantasies
Simon: Loves the sickbay because it can help him figure out how to fix River (we don't actually know if the Federation has more advanced medical stuff than the Alliance, but I'd guess it's a fairly safe bet), loves replicators because he can get something other than protein
River: Doesn't really notice...
Kaylee: Falls in love with every piece of technology she sees
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And Inara could have a really snazzy dazzy shuttle... if Picard would give her one. Which, I think he would under some kind of very dignified (and clandestine) rental agreement...
Kirk would give her anything she asked for.
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Match character with Trek Technology (TNG):
Mal -> Photon Torpedos "if we had these during the war there wouldn't be any gorram Alliance!"
Zoe -> Phaser pistols "uh huh, and if we had these shiny little puppies we would've whipped their a**es in Serenity valley!"
Wash -> Replicators "so, I can make as many plastic dinosaurs and tropical shirts as I want?"
Inara -> Holodeck... smooching with her holo-Mal.
Kaylee -> Wesley... in the engine room... in the nearest Jeffreys tube.
River -> Data "I'm trying to read your mind but I'm getting nuthin'"
Simon -> Synthahol. In Ten Forward talking to Guinan, "I once attached a girl's leg, her whole leg..."
Book -> Ten Forward "There be Heathens a plenty here!"
Jayne -> nuthin' "What do ya mean y'all don't use money? Where's the profit in that?"
Badger -> possibilities "Hey Jayne, there's these blokes called the Ferengi. Sounds like our kinda people!"
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Given a choice between the earth-that-is and the 'verse-that-will-be I'll take the latter.
宁静
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As for SImon adn the medical bay, he'd like and dislike it. He'd like it in that they'd have advanced technology that could help River in repairing the damage caused to her. Maybe grow a new amygdyla. But he personally wouldn't like the fact that it's not as hands on as he's used to. Bones or The Doctor would criticize him as being an "elaborate butcher", and Simon would resent the idea of a hologram being the cheif medical officer.
And I think Kaylee's too hung up on Simon to notice a little pipsqueak like Wesley.
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"There's only one "Return" ok, and it ain't "of the King", it's "of the Jedi."
"Maybe we should start calling your friend 'Padme' because he loves 'Mannequin Skywalker' so much, Right? (imitating robot) Danger...danger...my name is Anakin...my shitty acting is ruining saga."
Excerpt of internet teaser for CLERKS 2.
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King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa
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One of my favorite Troi quotes is, "I never met a chocolate that I didn't like." I can see her walking along nibbling on a chocolate bar and bumping into Kaylee with a basket of strawberries.
Kaylee: You got chocolate in my strawberries.
Troi: You got strawberries on my chocolate.
Hmmmm! What a great friendship.
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Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.
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