THE FORSAKEN - Happy Naked Pagan Dance
POSTED BY: PhoenixRose
UPDATED: Wednesday, July 26, 2006 19:41
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More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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*glares at llamas for a moment, then decides to ignore them and dance, throwing sizzling chocolate everyhwere*
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Ah, experiences in public nudity. About eight years ago, I'm in a sauna, I go to sit sort of leaning back against the wall, everyone yells "DON'T SIT THERE!!!" Hmmm, yes, it is a trifle warm... Good job I was sitting back on my hands. The blisters took three weeks to clear up. Ouch.
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Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
I thought we should take a little trip to Stonehenge, get back to basics with the dancing
Careful it doesn't get trampled underfoot by the dwarfs...
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Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
I thought we should take a little trip to Stonehenge, get back to basics with the dancing and... uh, stuff. You know, s'mores and dancing and eating and fire.
There's something I need to say...er, type, um... Ok all I need to do is copy and paste it:
And we had the Pagans in Britain. You didn't really have the Pagans here. You had the Native Americans and it was much more of a warrior, aboriginal-type existence, and... we had the Pagans. They were into sex, death, and religion in an interesting night-time telly type of way. And we had the Druids! Long white robes, long white beards, early transvestites, didn't get their shaving together; and they built Stonehenge, one of the biggest henges in the world. No one's built a henge like that ever since. No one knows what the fuck a henge is! Before Stonehenge, there was Woodhenge and Strawhenge, but a big bad wolf came and blew them down, and three little piggies were relocated to the projects.
But they built Stonehenge, and it's built in an area called Salisbury Plain in the South of England. The area of Salisbury Plain where they built it is very ( eerie chanting ), ‘cause that's good, you know. It's a mystical thing; build it in a mystical area. You don't want to build it in an area that's, "yaa da daa da daa daa daa baa daa daa bup doh doh doh bup dee dee daa." No, there you build Trump Tower. But yeah, so they built it there. And the stones! The stones are 50 foot high, 30 foot long, 20 foot deep, and other measurements as well! And they’re not from ‘round there, that's the amazing thing! Remember, this is B.C. ( mumbles). This was before the B.C./A.D. changeover, when everyone was going, “Is it A.D. yet?” ( mimes adjusting watch ) You didn't have to wind your watch back, you had to get a new bloody watch! “Oh, it’s A.D., isn’t it? Fucking ‘ell!” And the Muslim people going, "A.D? Who's he?" Yes. ( hearty laugh from audience member ) Good laugh there!
So, yeah, the stones are from 200 miles away, in Wales, so these guys in Wales were obviously carving the rocks out of the very living mountain... "Fantastic, building a henge, are we? That's a fantastic idea! That's a marvelous religion the Druids have got! Yes, got a lot of white clothing, I like that. There we go!" And they smashed out a huge stone and then they put tree trunks down to roll it along on.
"All right, walk it along, here we go, here we go."
"Help you push 'em along? It's not far, is it?"
And the Druids going, "Heave, everyone, heave! Well done, everyone, you're doing very well! You'll love it when you see it. I've seen some of the drawings already, it's very special."
After 200 miles...
"You fucking bastards! You never told us 200 miles! 200 miles in this day and age - I don't even know where I live now! ( sighs ) I wish the Christians would hurry up and get here!"
And they set all the stones up and the Druids still there tinkering around going, "No, that stone and this one - can we swap them around?"
So that was the Pagans.
To get the full effect you need to see and hear it, but it needed to be said.
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Good night, Forsaken! I shall see you all later on!
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It is a sad sign of my current state of mental degredation that I had to read that aloud to an empty room in a bad Welsh accent and giggle a lot!
Even more worrying is why I felt compelled to create the following image.
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Hissssssssss!
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In ancient times, 'undreds of years before the dawn of 'istory, lived a strange race of people, the Druids. No one knows who they were, or, what they were doing, but their legacy remains, hewn into the living rock... of STONE'ENGE.
Sorry. I just can't think of Stonehenge without thinking of Spinal Tap. Just as I can't walk past the cereal bars at the supermarket without hearing that jingle in my head...
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*glares at llamas for a moment, then decides to ignore them and dance, throwing sizzling chocolate everyhwere*
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PR, Are you into Wicca or goddess worship?
“I don’t know. This here’s a spectacle might warrant a moment’s consideration.”
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