Favourite Jokes

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UPDATED: Monday, July 24, 2006 20:31
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PONYXPRESSINC

Monday, July 24, 2006 5:59 AM

*Lobs cushion at RMMC whilst sniggering*

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PONYXPRESSINC

Monday, July 24, 2006 6:00 AM

Hi Darwin,

Just shows how pragmatic women are....

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WOLFPOET

Monday, July 24, 2006 5:18 PM

This is actually more of an inside joke with my friends, but it's pretty funny. And it's not really aimed at us Browncoats, more as it is at me and my boyfriend (I'll refer to him as Qwerty.
So we're exposing my friend to Serenity for the first time and the dialogue is as follows:

MY FRIEND: I've hear of Star Wars fans. I've heard of Trekkies. But I've never heard of Serenity fans.
QWERTY: That's because we stay in our houses or go to each others houses.
ME: That's why there's so many of us.
MY FRIEND: Yeah, you guys are like rabbits.

Well you had to be there to get it.

"We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... this land."
"I think we should call it YOUR GRAVE!"
"Oh, no, sudden yet inevitable betrayal."

CRUITHNE3753

Monday, July 24, 2006 7:11 PM

Patient: "I keep getting the urge to sing songs."

Doctor: "What sort of songs?"

Patient: "Oh, things like Delilah, What's New Pussycat, and The Boy From Nowhere."

Doctor: "I think you've got Tom Jones syndrome"

Patient: "Is it common, then?"

Doctor: "It's Not Unusual."

RMMC

Monday, July 24, 2006 8:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Cruithne3753:
Patient: "I keep getting the urge to sing songs."

Doctor: "What sort of songs?"

Patient: "Oh, things like Delilah, What's New Pussycat, and The Boy From Nowhere."

Doctor: "I think you've got Tom Jones syndrome"

Patient: "Is it common, then?"

Doctor: "It's Not Unusual."

Is this where we throw undies at you?

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RMMC

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