Got Brisco? : )
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Sunday, February 25, 2007 18:20
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ok, but have you bought the book??? 'cause I swear I will stalk you if I have to , to make sure you buy and read that book! HUGS
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2
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"Yeah, yeah, all right. F**k outta my face."
Sorry, that Ash quote just slipped out....
No, really, I WILL get it, SOON, okay?
Really, really!
If Chrisisall's wallet could talk
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LOL- you sound like my students:)
I could always read it to you chapter by chapter...grin:)
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Then I'm an O L D student...lol.
To be your daddy Chrisisall
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OMG- did you hear Bruce is making a sequel to Bubba Ho-tep it's called Bubba Nosferatu ( I love that man)
Exerpt from book
To make up for the loss of George( pet rabbit) we got another rabbit, an albino named Weaser. After I got through with him, he wished a dog HAD eaten him. Unwittingly, during his otherwise happy years with us, I slammed his head in the garage door and ran over him with my bike.
New Exerpt- My plan, while Karen watched from below, was to leap from one branch to another, not unlike that guy in the loincloth. I may have even yodeled as I reached out for the targeted branch, but it was all over before it began. The branch I grabbed had been dead for years and broke off clean. The momentum swung my legs in front of me and I ended up in a muddy bog, flat on my back, branch still in hand. The air had been completely knocked out of my lungs and all I could do was lay there and gasp.
"Oh my God, Bruce are you all right? " Karen asked with genuine concern.
"Oh yeah=cough=it was all=cough=part of my=cough=plan..."
Overwhelmed with humility, I jumped on my huffy bike and sped away as fast as I could.
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and one more great exerpt-
(During the filming of Evil Dead)
The scene was to progress like this:
Betsy approaches, I swing, the beam cracks over her head and she spits out a milky bile. Hoping to avoid putting the cumbersome white contact lenses in, we applied make-up to her eyelids instead. As long as she kept her eyes closed, you wouldn’t notice the fakery in the middle of a scuffle. Therefore Betsy had no way of knowing what was going to hit her or how hard.
For her close-up , Sam and I lined up on both sides of the camera with beams to get the maximum number of hits without stopping to reset. Upon “action” I would swing my portion of the “ beam” and hit her over her head. Sam would follow this with a blistering SMACK that would send Betsy into a rage. Sam would apologize, set up for another take, and do the exact same thing again. Here’s what you got:
Sam: Action
Bruce’s hit: Whack!
Sam’s hit: CRACK!!
Betsy: “Goddammit Sam!”
After the third cranium rattling blow, Betsy defiantly spewed milk in every direction, mostly into the camera lense. This in turn pissed off the camera man Tim Philo- so went a typical night
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Originally posted by msg:
After the third cranium rattling blow, Betsy defiantly spewed milk in every direction, mostly into the camera lense. This in turn pissed off the camera man Tim Philo- so went a typical night
Being a low-budget film-maker at times myself, that sounds like how it goes.
Necessity necessitates, er...necessity Chrisisall
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wait till you read all the other lovely things Sam has done to the actors...the better he likes/knows you the more danger you are apparently in:)
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That's how it goes; your friends will (mostly) forgive things regular actors would have you up on charges for
Been there Chrisisall
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