Ooh, look! It's a crazy person!
POSTED BY: brooklynbrowncoat
UPDATED: Sunday, January 25, 2009 16:02
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Here I am in the the ER hoping and praying the doctors can somehow cure my condition. I have an ailment which causes my fingers to smell like my ass; my finger tips also have turned a brownish hue. I believe it may be connected to my relatively poor hygeine but I am no doctor therefore I find myself at the hospital. My friends bought me the firefly box set and I had a nurse open it for me out of respect for Joss and his art. I am hoping I can make it to the shindigs this weekend here in nyc. if i do, please do not shake my hand; i'm the guy who's smelling his fingers and giggling.
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Take your fingers out of your arse.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.
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Keep him in place citz. Is this forum attracting alot of morons lately?
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Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Here I am in the the ER hoping and praying the doctors can somehow cure my condition. I have an ailment which causes my fingers to smell like my ass; my finger tips also have turned a brownish hue. I believe it may be connected to my relatively poor hygeine but I am no doctor therefore I find myself at the hospital. My friends bought me the firefly box set and I had a nurse open it for me out of respect for Joss and his art. I am hoping I can make it to the shindigs this weekend here in nyc. if i do, please do not shake my hand; i'm the guy who's smelling his fingers and giggling.
I've heard of this condition. I believe the technical term is Dedo Disgraziata, but it's commonly called "Stink Finger". I knew many GIs in 'Nam that had it. It's a result of poor hygene and too much smoke imebedding itself in the epidermis. The smoke and fecal matter get all mixed up and an eminates from the infected area. Best cure is to smoke more and let your nose build up a tolerance. And avoid the CDC at all costs.
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Quote:Take your fingers out of your arse
Originally posted by citizen:
Take your fingers out of your arse
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.
thanks for the advice, jerkoff. you may feel free to lick my bum. on this side of the pond we're free (well, kinda) to speak our diverse minds.
"two world wars and one world cup, do da, do da"
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Originally posted by j6ngo1977:
Keep him in place citz. Is this forum attracting alot of morons lately?
What's your problem? I already slapped citz with some advice, how can I help you? My take on life is obscure, perhaps, but I'll club you like a baby seal with my 185 IQ, got that? I'll put my firefly/serenity knowledge, my ex wife's hot looks, my paystub, my tax returns, whatever you like up against what you got and I promise you that you will cry. But in the end it all means nothing.
I'll have you know Joss finds my antics quite amusing. Some people just understand/operate at a higher level.
Can't stop the feces, Mal, you can never stop...the feces
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Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Here I am in the the ER hoping and praying the doctors can somehow cure my condition. I have an ailment which causes my fingers to smell like my ass; my finger tips also have turned a brownish hue. I believe it may be connected to my relatively poor hygeine but I am no doctor therefore I find myself at the hospital. My friends bought me the firefly box set and I had a nurse open it for me out of respect for Joss and his art. I am hoping I can make it to the shindigs this weekend here in nyc. if i do, please do not shake my hand; i'm the guy who's smelling his fingers and giggling.
I've heard of this condition. I believe the technical term is Dedo Disgraziata, but it's commonly called "Stink Finger". I knew many GIs in 'Nam that had it. It's a result of poor hygene and too much smoke imebedding itself in the epidermis. The smoke and fecal matter get all mixed up and an eminates from the infected area. Best cure is to smoke more and let your nose build up a tolerance. And avoid the CDC at all costs.
My man, My brother, hermano, conio, you have heard the word for the illness now help me spread the cause-
-So that no man (or woman) shall ever have to walk into the ER and be laughed at and mocked.
-To remove the burdeness chains of ignorance and illusion that have run unchecked on this website concerning this disease
-that noone should ever suffer the ineffective and painful procedures needed to treat this uncurable ailment which include sin-ectemy, complete removal of the sinuses
-That someday those children with odors on their appendages may stand side by side with those who wipe their asses completely
-that awareness may be raised through discussion, aversion, and therapy
"Spears shall be shaken,
shields shall be splintered,
a sword day, a red day,
and the sun rises!"
oops, wrong movie
"she's tore up plenty, but she'll fly true"
"and when you cant crawl, you find someone to carry you"
Joss Wheadon is G-d!
But Ole Man River,
He jus keeps rollin'
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*gets shot*
Everyone's so mad...
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Originally posted by Genetrix:
*gets shot*
Everyone's so mad...
we're all just folk now....
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Brooklyn, here's hoping that you lick this ailment....ewwww, I mean overcome it. I'll go ahead and apologize for the snide remarks. We all have itchy trigger fingers 'round these parts, what with the 
stinky trolls an' all. Was stinky the wrong word? 
Everyone dies alone.
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