Adam Baldwin speaks on us!
POSTED BY: HotForKaylee
UPDATED: Wednesday, June 25, 2003 02:38
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I am not AB, would hope he could spell better.
We need to set this up like an old "To Tell the Truth" ep. Where is Soupy Sales when you need him?
I have no problem with AB coming to rest here, but he may have to answer a few non Firefly plot points questions.
Like:
Where were the giant salamanders suppose to go when the riff was closed the navy?
Next AB movie on the que is Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde.
Morbid and creep-ifying I got no problem with.
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Originally posted by msckaren:
"Appears they've canceled the show and we're still here. What does that make us?"
"Big damn junkies, Sir!"
"Ain't we just."
Muahaha!!!
Best Sig I've seen yet!
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Kaylee, will you marry me?
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Next AB movie on the que is Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde.
Much as I love and respect the Man they call Jayne, Adam Baldwin, I must warn you off this movie. It is the worst thing I have ever seen, and I say this without hyperbole and as a guy with years of video store clerking experience. I saw it for free and I wanted my time back. It's not so-bad-it's-good; it's so bad it hurts.
"Batman and Robin" bad.
The American "Godzilla" bad.
No offense meant to AB, and remember he's already been paid.
It isn't about Dr. Jeckyl, it isn't about Mr. Hyde. It's about hurting. Deep hurting.
History repeats the old conceits
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Erm.. I dont seem to be able to start a new thread for some reason. So i'll just go off on a bit of a tangent from here.
Does anyone else like that pipe or flute music in the village at the beginning "Our Mrs Reynolds"?
Dah de dah de dah de dah.. Dah de dah de dah de dah..
I think I might be gettin a bit weird on myself cause I like it.
Mal - Jayne! Go play with your rainstick.
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That would be the whole point. I have a MAJOR weakness for B movies.
Movies can be bad and very amusing. Admittedly your two examples only qualify as bad and not at all in the realm of amusing.
Last AB movie I saw was Gargantua, I LOVED it, low rent CGI, non-creditable plot (hence the salamander question) and cutesy mutant baby salamander included. Will own it, because it just made me smile.
Will admit Dr Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde looks….well just .....it's not Gargantua let's say. Will still give it a try.
Gacy is on the que as well...
Least anyone thinks I am being rude to our possible lurker. Be assured that this is meant as gentle ribbing only. I really am going to own Gargantua. I mean a family of mutant giant salamanders c'mon .........that's a party.
Morbid and creep-ifying I got no problem with.
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Slightly paraphrasing from a line in Bruce Campbell's "If Chins could Kill."
Email he got from a fan that essentially said "You are great actor and make any movie you're in ten times better, which is sad because most of the movies you're in seem to suck."
Sometimes folks don't get material that's worthy of 'em. Sounds like the case here. (Having never seen any of the movies in question.)
There ain't nothin' I can't overcome or come to know. So lay your heavy load down on me, strip everything I have away. I am not your prisoner, I am not afraid.
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Speaking of which, which Jayne-ism will be the title of AB's autobiography?
"That's why I never Kiss 'Em on the Lips"?
There ain't nothin' I can't overcome or come to know. So lay your heavy load down on me, strip everything I have away. I am not your prisoner, I am not afraid.
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Originally posted by Archer:
Speaking of which, which Jayne-ism will be the title of AB's autobiography?
"That's why I never Kiss 'Em on the Lips"?
There ain't nothin' I can't overcome or come to know. So lay your heavy load down on me, strip everything I have away. I am not your prisoner, I am not afraid.
wohoo!! Great idea...
in the interest of fairness, though, let's just limit the Jayne-isms to one or two.... so that we all don't post all the great Jayne-isms we know... makes us think harder for the cream of the crop.
Now, without futher adeu... hare are my two candidates, both paraphrased (cuz I'm too lazy to look them up) from "Out of Gas":
1. See Vera? You get yourselfed dressed up, and you get taken places.
2. Sometimes I don't think you take me seriously...
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Kaylee, will you marry me?
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Here are my choices:
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who'sin ruttin' command here.
(singing)
My love for me now ain't hard to explain
The Hero of Canton
The man they call ...ME
limited to two....
Morbid and creep-ifying I got no problem with.
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