Life Onboard Serenity-Into the Black Part III

POSTED BY: SameErtia
UPDATED: Saturday, June 10, 2006 22:49
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GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Tuesday, June 6, 2006 8:41 PM

*as he's movin' the crates*

anyone else have wierd dreams about cheese last night?

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SAMEERTIA

Tuesday, June 6, 2006 9:25 PM

At hearing Guy mention cheese, Ertia starts laughing so hard she flubs the label she's adhering, accidently taping her own arm to the crate with it. "As a matter of fact, I did, Guy. Kinda a nightmare, really."

"Munster." Pain answers, unceremoniously ripping off the label with his good hand. The label comes away along with Ertia's arm hairs and a bit of skin.

"Y'all quit screwin' around!" Mal barks. The upcoming deal has the Captain a wee bit edgy, apparently.

DRPAIN

Tuesday, June 6, 2006 9:56 PM

*Pain looked at the spot on Ertia's arm where he peeled off the label, noticed a few small beads of blood start to form and said*

Sorry about that. Perhaps you should let the doc clean that up.

*Ertia looked at her arm, saw the blood, smiled and said*

Maybe you should kiss it and make it all better?

*Pain grinned and said*

Oh there'll be kissin' jus' nowhere near your arm. Now go get that looked at. I'll finish with the labels.

*Ertia looked Pain up and down, pouts and says*

Oh alright then.

*She hands Pain the labels and heads off to the infirmary as Pain chuckles to himself. He goes on to finish up applying the labels when Wash's voice booms over the P.A.*

Docking with the Genghis in five minutes people.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

13

Tuesday, June 6, 2006 10:25 PM

(OoC: You think it's bad reading at work? Try school, with the third-and-fourth graders trying to get you to help them with their computers. Gonna be some angry parents next day, I tell ya.)

"Yeah, think the face is the...way to go. Yeah. Face."

Fly laughs, saying, "Why can't you sentence properly?"

"Possibly because I'm about to explode with this gorram sexual tension ripping me to pieces."

Fly, busy with the newflesh and bondage (BONDING, BONDING DAMMIT!!) can't quite make out what he says.

"Sorry, didn't catch that?"

"Umm...Harley Coz I'm but implode in this cold room sectional torsion flipping me to ease?"

"Right.I see. What?"

13 takes a deep breath, shutting his eyes. Opening them again, he begins to say: "What I actually said was.."

Wash's voice booms over the P.A.

"Docking with the Genghis in five minutes people."

Fly nods to herself, saying, "Guess we'll finish this later."

"Yeah. Later," 13 grunts through gritted teeth, eyes flaring. As Fly exits, he mutters: "Swear to God, Wash, I'll get you for this."

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13, First Mate of the 'Heart of Haven'
and Honorary Forsaken

JRC

Wednesday, June 7, 2006 1:11 AM

JR walks up to Mal and Pain and says, "JR reporting for se.....i mean, action, or I mean duty, Cap'n!" Mal, "Huh?" Everyone else in the cargo bay does their best to hold in the laughter. "Sorry Cap'n, couldn't help myself. There's a lot of uh, ahem, tension, in the air, thought a good joke ought'n make the crew more at ease." He looks at Pain and gives him a mischevious wink. "Can we give it a rest now? We got a ship I don't know nothin' about dockin' with us, and we need to be ready for anything, dong ma?", Mal says. "Yes sir, Cap'n," JR replies. Mal continues, "OK, Zoe, Pain, you're with me, JR, up on the catwalk above the door. Three minutes people!"

Everyone dies alone.

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Wednesday, June 7, 2006 2:16 AM

13? Now, don't play with that skin. Let it take hold....OK?

13: Yes fly

*Before she leaves her bunk she takes the Colt and places it in the usual spot in the back of her pants and takes the Walther with holster and puts it on. She heads to the Cargo Bay. She pases Kaylee on the way*

Fly: Kaylee!
Kaylee: Yeah Fly. How you feeling by the way
Fly: Very good Kaylee thank you for asking. Kaylee, do you know who helped 13 with his blade removal?
Kaylee: Uh, yea I didn't mean no har.....
Fly: No Kaylee that is fine this is a good thing. I just need to know what you did with the blades.
Kaylee: Well I took them to the bomb bay,,,,Why Fly is there something wrong, did I do something.....*Fly interrupts her.
Fly: No Kaylee, not at all *She continues to the Cargo Bay* Thanks Kaylee

*She walks in the Cargo Bay and sees the Captain giving orders for places she yells out* "Captian?"

Mal: Fly, stay up there with JR
Fly: OK Sir.
Hey JR, Captain expecting trouble?

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Wednesday, June 7, 2006 2:16 AM

What is up with the double post thingies??? HUH?

SAMEERTIA

Wednesday, June 7, 2006 2:26 AM

Ertia slips into the Infirmary. Simon and River are laying low there, Simon checking the vitals on the comatose BlueMask and River reading a book in the corner.

Not wanting to bother Simon for something so silly as a bit of missing skin, Ertia makes her way to the sink and rinses it. When she turns around, River is holding out a bottle of antiseptic.

"It stings." She assures, as though stinging pain is a good thing.

"Thanks River." Ertia glances over at Simon, "How's the patient?"

"Well." Simon straightens slowly, "He's not improving. If I don't see any brain function by tonight, I'll take him off the oxygen."

"Maybe better I'd have aimed higher." Ertia says with a sigh as Simon takes a quick look at her arm.

"Well, this is one injury I don't think needs my attention."

Ertia laughs, "Yah, but you don't see me having to move crates, do you?"

DRPAIN

Wednesday, June 7, 2006 2:29 AM

*Mal says to Fly*

Not really but it don't hurt to be ready for somethin'.

*Pain turn and says to Mal*

Sir as a precaution my uncle usually has at minimum a half dozen heavily armed men with him at all times. He'll be expecting an armed welcoming party so if'n it's alright with you I'd like to be the first one to speak to him.

*Mal goes over the information in his head and says*

Well if'n you get shot we're shootin' back dong ma?

*Pain nods his head and says as everyone gets into place*

I understand sir but I don't think my Uncle will be shootin' me.

*Wash's voice comes over the P.A.*

Ok people we have docking in 3...2...1. Ai ya that's a big ship!

*The Genghis used it's thrusters to pivot itself sideways to use one of its side cargo bay airlocks. The pilot issued the command to extend the outter airlock seal over Serenity's own cargo bay hatch. Everyone on Serenity felt the bump of the seal attaching itself to the ship. Everyone in the cargo bays of both ships waited for the sequence to end. When Pain saw the green light above the door flash Mal gave the orders to lower the ramp and open the doors. Pain pressed the corresponding buttons and heard the ramp lower and the doors open. The air from the other ship blew in and the sound of automatic weapons cocking and being aimed filled the air. Mal raised his hands and said to JR, Zoe, and Jayne*

Hold your fire.

*Pain saw his uncle walk into Serenity's cargo bay with eight heavily armed men in tow, each of them carrying very big assault rifles. The eight gunmen spread out, Pain's uncle spotted Mal and said*

Howdy I believe we spoke with each other over the Cortex.

*Pain's uncle extends his hand and says*

My name's Bob. Mr. Bob Cameron, former Commander of the 98th Bomber Brigade.

*Mal says suprised*

You fought for the Independents during the war?

*Pain's uncle ordered his men to stand down and said hand still extended*

Yes I did, even got a piece of Alliance shrapnel in my right leg to prove it. You can look up my war record if'n you want.

*Pain stood near the console, good arm folded over his broken one as Mal and his uncle exchanged handshakes. Mal says*

Pain you never said your uncle was a Browncoat.

*Pain scratched his head and said*

Um I believe I did when we were about to land on Persephone.

*Pain's uncle turns to his men and says*

Why don't you guys help theirs load these crates onto ours, while Pain, me, his Captain, and whoever he wants to include conduct some business.

*Mal says somewhat stunned*

Uh yeah I reckon we can use the galley. JR you Guy, Jayne, and whoever else you can get, go help with the crates. And remember to stay with them Dong ma?

I'll come up with a description of the Genghis when I'm not so tired. But here is a description of Pain's uncle:
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 235lbs
Age: 60
Hair: Grey with a trace of Brown
Facial Hair: Grey moustache and beard peppered with Brown
Eyes: Brown
Type of Clothing: Bomber's Jacket, light blue long sleeved dress shirt, black pants and shoes

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Wednesday, June 7, 2006 3:48 AM

yes, sir

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