If you like LOTR and you have a sense of humour...

POSTED BY: LivingImpaired
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 10, 2003 19:17
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LIVINGIMPAIRED

Monday, June 9, 2003 4:07 AM

Hey diddy ho, browncoatareenoos! I was recently passed this link by a friend of mine. I debated for a while whether or not to share it with the people I know and love. If I kept it to myself, then when I laughed to myself randomly throughout the d9

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“SLO MO: Buffy rises. Sweaty, bloodied, hair in her face, but nothing but resolve in her eyes. The First is nowhere in sight as she takes a step forward, two, stumbling, hunched steps... Rona sees her and throws her the scythe. Buffy catches it. Stands a little straighter. And SCREAMS, and swings the back of the axe like it's a bat, knocking five vamps back and over the edge in one blow. Sauron himself would be, like, "dude..." “
-- From the shooting script for “Chosen” by Joss Whedon

LOTV

Monday, June 9, 2003 5:22 AM

um.. either you are being cruel and unusual and playing a joke on us by keeping the link from us, or your message got truncated.

And on another slightly(I assume) related note, for a wonderful parody on the Lord of the Rings universe, may I suggest a wonderful edition of "Bored of the Rings", an amusing publication of the Harvard Lampoon.

Here is a rough quote from the book:

Dildo would have finished Goddam right then and there, but pity stayed his heart. "Its a pity I ran out of bullets," he thought to himself.

Lots of fun. Okay... That's it... End transmission.

LOTV: Ima-who-whata-whoichy-whoda-whazza--huh?

LIVINGIMPAIRED

Tuesday, June 10, 2003 4:27 AM

Gorrammit. And I had this really witty intro-thing and everything. All about my manical plans to take over the world by rotting people's brains out with mindless dribble on sites like the one below. Oh, well. Here it is again, with a less-funny intro:

http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/

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Haven't heard any complaints. Well, I've heard a few over the years, but then I just killed whoever spoke up and that was pretty much that.

LOTV

Tuesday, June 10, 2003 4:56 AM

I am so inspired by such writings, that in every message from now on, I will include a stubble report.

LOTV: Ima-who-whata-whoichy-whoda-whazza--huh?

Stubble report: Stubbley

LIVINGIMPAIRED

Tuesday, June 10, 2003 6:05 AM

DAY TWO:

Despite early setback, have already warped the mind of a gulible browncoat into focusing all his energies on his stubble. Love being evil.

Unforutnately, happiness tempered by the fact that I'm not queen yet.

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Yes, but you deserve to be in trouble. I didn't kill anybody. Well, not directly or irreversibly. Lately.

TRAGICSTORY

Tuesday, June 10, 2003 7:17 PM

Don't forget my favorite rappers:

http://www.lordsoftherhymes.com/

"Societies are supported by human activity, therefore they are constantly threatened by the human facts of self-intrest and stupidity." --Peter Berger