Poor Tony Blair

POSTED BY: citizen
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 16, 2006 01:28
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CITIZEN

Monday, May 15, 2006 4:37 PM

A motorist, on his way home from work in Westminster, came to a dead halt in traffic, thinking to himself, "Wow! the traffic seems much worse than usual."

After a while, he noticed a police officer walking towards him, between the lines of stopped traffic. He rolled down his window and said "Excuse me officer, what's the hold-up?"

The constable replied "It's the Prime Minister, Mr Tony Blair sir, he's depressed. He has stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. He is protesting that nobody believes his stories; about why we went to war in Iraq, that there is no pension crisis and no worsening economy. He doesn't understand why the public doesn't believe that all the stealth taxes are so necessary and that our education is first-class.

He's screaming that the NHS is safe in his hands, that the immigration policies are working well, that he is not George Dubbya's lapdog, the proposed tax cuts will not help only his wealthy and titled cronies and that his recent chairmanship of the EU has only resulted in more power being handed to the French......So, we're taking up a collection for him"
Thoughtfully, the motorist asked "How much have you collected so far?"
The officer replies "About forty gallons sir but a lot of people are still syphoning."

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CHRISISALL

Monday, May 15, 2006 4:44 PM

Blair and Bush, the best team since Abbott and Costello. Only Abbott and Costello WON when they fought Frankenstein...

Butts and bolts Chrisisall

KHYRON

Monday, May 15, 2006 4:51 PM

In a way, these two are the people's Frankenstein.

Other people can occasionally be useful, especially as minions. I want lots of minions.

CHRISISALL

Monday, May 15, 2006 4:53 PM

We need a stitch-unravelling spell...

Willowy Chrisisall

PDCHARLES

Monday, May 15, 2006 6:43 PM

Two words:

Disco Inferno

RIVER6213

Monday, May 15, 2006 8:18 PM

I want some chicken

CITIZEN

Monday, May 15, 2006 8:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
I want some chicken

Burnt or cremated?

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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RIVER6213

Monday, May 15, 2006 8:22 PM

Fried.

I'm hungry for some fried chicken.

DALLASFIREFLY

Tuesday, May 16, 2006 1:28 AM

Good one. All I can say is I look forward to PM Brown.

I wanna be Mr. Baccarin!