Loafer's Nook 16 - post Chocolate fight
POSTED BY: Jadehand
UPDATED: Wednesday, May 31, 2006 20:28
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Really its nothing like sex - no one is worrying about their love handles, theres are no bizarre noises, no one is pulling silly faces ...
OK, I really want to know more about the Silly faces and bizarre noises.
"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
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Watch Amelie.
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Mr. Darcy is a character in the Jane Austin novel "Pride and prejudice". Spending all your reading time here. There are multiple versions on video. I aught to know my lady has caused me to watch them all.
He gets all the facts right, and yet leaves out the most important factor.
Mr Darcy is The Perfect Man. (well, for a substantial portion of the female population)
He has taste, wit, discretion, intelligence, looks, exquisit manners, self control, grace and and morals. He isn't a total joker and he's not always spouting his mouth off, but he is capable of fun and affection and he's educated and articulate.
He has his faults yes, er pride and arrogance being the main two, but (and this is the kicker) He Can Admit That He Is Wrong (shock!) and does his damndest to change and Learns From His Mistakes.
Oh, yeah, theres also his magnificent house at Pemberly.
So erm, i'm going to sit back down here in the corner and calm down. Yeah, sounds good.
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Originally posted by seryn:
He gets all the facts right, and yet leaves out the most important factor.
Mr Darcy is The Perfect Man. (well, for a substantial portion of the female population)
He has taste, wit, discretion, intelligence, looks, exquisit manners, self control, grace and and morals. He isn't a total joker and he's not always spouting his mouth off, but he is capable of fun and affection and he's educated and articulate.
He has his faults yes, er pride and arrogance being the main two, but (and this is the kicker) He Can Admit That He Is Wrong (shock!) and does his damndest to change and Learns From His Mistakes.
Oh, yeah, theres also his magnificent house at Pemberly.
I beg to differ. I admit I have not read the book so maybe I know not of what I speak, but three movies worth of characterization tells me that Mr. Darcy is not perfect or let's just say I can't imagine watching that movie as a young man and saying to myself, "when I grow up I want to be just like him." Or maybe I can't identify with the time and place.
Scorpion Regent
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Originally posted by seryn:
He has taste, wit, discretion, intelligence, looks, exquisit manners, self control, grace and morals. He isn't a total joker and he's not always spouting his mouth off, but he is capable of fun and affection and he's educated and articulate.
He has his faults yes, er pride and arrogance being the main two, but (and this is the kicker) He Can Admit That He Is Wrong (shock!) and does his damndest to change and Learns From His Mistakes.
Oh, yeah, theres also his magnificent house at Pemberly.
Ok, so aside from the house and the looks, you've just described me as well. (see evidence of the arrogance and admitting faults)

ok, maybe not an overabundance of grace.
"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
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Quote:You just described me.
Originally posted by seryn:
He has taste, wit, discretion, intelligence, looks, exquisit manners, self control, grace and and morals. He isn't a total joker and he's not always spouting his mouth off, but he is capable of fun and affection and he's educated and articulate.
He has his faults yes, er pride and arrogance being the main two, but (and this is the kicker) He Can Admit That He Is Wrong (shock!) and does his damndest to change and Learns From His Mistakes.
Oh, yeah, theres also his magnificent house at Pemberly.
Except I don't have taste and wit. I've got self control though...
Oh look a squirrel, hehehe chase the squirrel, where was I? Oh yeah...
Discrection, less said about that the better.
Educated and artikulart. Yea Im Totly tht.
I don't make mistaces, so no need to learn from tham.
As for the estate. I've got a car parked on the side of the road that was hit by the bus last wek when it was trying to run over my neighbor, dose tht count?
I've got no sense of humar either.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.
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*Raises one eyebrow at assembled gentlemen*
Is there some reason you are all telling me this?
Ah, your all perfect to us *looks for back up from the girls*
oh SR, such a spoilsport, I go making all of these wild declarations and you have to dismiss them out of hand.
Ok, I'll change them slightly - he's my perfect man (but i'm pertty sure that 80% of women would agree with me)
You should read the books, on the surface they are fluff and romance, underneath they are social satire and often pretty biting satire at that.
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt
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Yes I was drunk and in the mood for self-depreciating humour 
Bloody hell my head hurts.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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Originally posted by seryn:
Ah, your all perfect to us *looks for back up from the girls*
Ok, I'll change them slightly - he's my perfect man (but i'm pertty sure that 80% of women would agree with me)
Um...yeah, these guys are perfect...that sounds...uh, correct.

*nods in agreement with Mr. Darcy being the perfect man*
Well, very close to perfect at least.
*sigh*
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Originally posted by seryn:
*Raises one eyebrow at assembled gentlemen*
Is there some reason you are all telling me this?
Ah, your all perfect to us *looks for back up from the girls*
oh SR, such a spoilsport, I go making all of these wild declarations and you have to dismiss them out of hand.
Ok, I'll change them slightly - he's my perfect man (but i'm pertty sure that 80% of women would agree with me)
You should read the books, on the surface they are fluff and romance, underneath they are social satire and often pretty biting satire at that.
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Must have been my contrary nature kicking in. Or maybe I was doing something more subtle.
Isn't Eliza's first impression of Mr. Darcy that he is a uptight, block of stone, who couldn't smile to save his life. Now Wickam makes a fine first impression, but he's no gentleman. Mr. D's character is revealed slowly. In fact it takes the whole story to see who he is.
Rather than play the yes man and agree with everything you say or claim to be a the perfect embodyment of Mr. D, I play the foil for you by creating opposition. What you might ask yourself is what do you know about me. Don't I in fact have many of those qualities? Not all of them mind you, and I'm not single, but I never claimed to be perfect (unlike some people).

One day I'll have the time to read everything I want to and everything my friends want me to. I have whole bookshelves set aside for future reading, but enough about me.
Scorpion Regent
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