That's it, I'm leaving

POSTED BY: HotForKaylee
UPDATED: Thursday, June 5, 2003 06:01
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HOTFORKAYLEE

Tuesday, June 3, 2003 2:06 AM

Well, I'm leaving everyone.
At first I had a lot of fun here but that time has passed. For one thing, people keep calling me names. On the chat area my name got changed to HotForKaythryn. Other people have been calling me HFK. Archer calls me number one sometimes and lately even went so far as UberGeek. Kaythryn calls me xin gan, darling, and even sweetie! Sarah, well Sarah keeps calling me Hottie, how could she?

There is also the matter of the way I've been treated. Maguinan kills all my jokes and then starts using big words I don't understand (can we get that in captian dummy talk?). Lerxst keeps saying he's gonna get his navy buddies to drop a tomahawk on my city. Last week Mr. Fluff bit my ear! And it hurt Melee!(well not that much) Poptart (Satyrgirl) Gave me the link to her site and I got drawn in and ended up reading all her stories and even doing beta on her Firefly fic. Succatash keeps putting up vids that I can't help but watch, and I even spent time wishing Maniac well with his recovery. Dutch and Wulfhawk talked me into reading Ender's Game so now that takes up my time too. What, I don't have a life (not so much so actually) and should spend my time worrying about others and listening to their opinions? And as for Xenarc, um, well I can't think of anything now, but I will! Nonoluna even invited me to a party in Atlantic City! Doesn't she know I'm a geek and never get invited to parties? Furthermore, Trs helped me download Trash and now there is another episode I'll have to watch over and over!(mean, ain't he?)

Haken, well he's the worst of them all. I mean shelling money out of his own pocket to put up and run this website. Giving people a place to host their fanfic and voice frustration over fox. Then to top it all off he puts up scripts that we might never have gotten to see!

So I'm leaving. I came here last year looking for a place to discuss Firefly and talk with people but that's all over now. So in three weeks, um, 3 months, er, well maybe in three years ya'all will never see me again! How could people be so mean? I don't want to make a big deal out of this and really didn't want people to find out, but I need a replacement (send resumes to rr_9805@yahoo.com). Don't try to stop me and don't ask me to change my mind. I don't want any attention or people to say they are sorry. I just want to take down everything I ever contributed and sit here and cry.

Really, don't try to stop me or ask me to stay, that's not what I want.

I don't want any attention.

Honestly, don't try to stop me.

Quote:
"I don't believe this. What is it with this place? I mean, last week someone tries to assassinate Sheridan, and now someone tries to poison Londo. My God! What is wrong with you people? Don't you have anything else better to do? Why don't you get a hobby? Read a book or something!"

MAGUINAN

Tuesday, June 3, 2003 2:10 AM

Priceless. Simply priceless. You ought to be in pictures.

-maguinan

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"That brings us to who we need,
A place where we can save
A heart that beats as both siphon and reservoir." -Jeff Buckley

MANIACNUMBERONE

Tuesday, June 3, 2003 2:16 AM

That was pretty damn hilarious.
You make me feel better just by being you.
I hope your three years turns into 3 decades.

XENARC

Tuesday, June 3, 2003 4:09 AM

I ain't trying to talk you out of it! Get gone already you m... oh. Nevermind. Forgot for a second us ladies aren't supposed to use those words in public.

You didn't enjoy writing that at all, did ya HFK?

XenArc
"I used to think that life was unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse, if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

KOFFEE

Tuesday, June 3, 2003 4:29 AM

Yes, yes, go already....

No, I mean DON'T go....

Yes, I mean....

Aw hell already, maybe I should go...

Naw....you all are stuck with me.

Thank you HFK for your wonderful parody.

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“It's a real burn, being right so often.”

SIRENKAIN

Tuesday, June 3, 2003 4:49 AM

There's a chance I may pelt you with penguins. Would that be considered harsh?

River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vacuuming systems.
Mal: See, morbid and creep-ifying I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

ARCHER

Tuesday, June 3, 2003 11:54 AM

GOOD GORRAM RIDDANCE!

Your manly presence was detracting from my ability to hit on the wimminfolks around these parts. The only thing Lerx did wrong was to not drop his bloody Tomahawk on you on day one. But he probably delivers all the junk mail late, too.

I mean, here I am thinkin' I got 'em goin', what with my effusive charm and my possession of every Star Wars novel ever printed. Then you, you rat bastard, you just come in and flatten me with your Ubergeek presence, then stand around and smirk as they flock to you.

I'm gonna stand by the door and smack you with it as you go.

So ladies... check this out. Yep, Alan Dean Foster, Splinter of the Mind's Eye. Why, yes, I do have L. Neil Smith's Lando Calrissian trilogy, both the original novels AND the compilation.

There ain't nothin' I can't overcome or come to know. So lay your heavy load down on me, strip everything I have away. I am not your prisoner, I am not afraid.

MELEE

Tuesday, June 3, 2003 11:57 AM

*cracks up*

I love you HFK! This is absofrigginlutely brilliant!

*Mr. Fluff chews on everybody's ears*

MELEE

Tuesday, June 3, 2003 9:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Archer:
GOOD GORRAM RIDDANCE!

Your manly presence was detracting from my ability to hit on the wimminfolks around these parts.

Right, now you just gotta compete with Maniac and Succatash and their suave manlyness. Can you even compare?

CHRISTHECYNIC

Tuesday, June 3, 2003 9:26 PM

*comes out of darkness in the most creeifying way possible, unkempt hair falling to cover his right eye. Left eye darts about seemingly at random*

*says, “You also have to compete with me,” in a way that makes fear he’ll be coming for you in the middle of the night*

*Fades into the darkness as the badly written post fades out of your mind*

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