Twentieth Floor: Nice, Evil, and In-Between
POSTED BY: LightMeDark
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 30, 2006 23:40
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Originally posted by seryn:
Dayve
Who is this Dayve person of which you speak? And why does he/she/it get a costume change when I'm the one in the duel?
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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Originally posted by Mattie:
Your puny forks and bread crums are NO match for my (borrowed) cheese!!!
You have a lot to learn about bread and cheese young one. If you are lucky your education won't prove to be too painfull for you.
But where are our manners; we just can't serve the main course before the salad. *head upon head of romaine falls from the sky accompanied by radishes, sliced bell pepper (green, red, and yellow), water cress, olives (black and green), and croutons (previously reserved from the endless supply of day old bread and bake/fried in olive oil and a secret blend of spices heavy on the rosemary) followed by a thorough drenching of creamy italian dressing.
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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AROOGA! AROOGA! DYSLEXIA ALERT! AROOGA!
ok, sorry dave, 'some reason, thought it was that way. Probably the y in Shayne.
'tis you in the fancy pants, fling away!
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Originally posted by seryn:
ok, sorry dave, 'some reason, thought it was that way. Probably the y in Shayne.
Sokay. I was just a bit confuzzled since there is somebody who posts around these parts with the handle of Dayve I just didn't think he was involved in this little dustup.
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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Originally posted by daveshayne:Quote:
Originally posted by Mattie:
Your puny forks and bread crums are NO match for my (borrowed) cheese!!!
You have a lot to learn about bread and cheese young one. If you are lucky your education won't prove to be too painfull for you.
Oh, wise one! Teach me the ways of the fondue. *Mattie bows down* HA! And you thought I really meant it, didn't you?
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But where are our manners; we just can't serve the main course before the salad. *head upon head of romaine falls from the sky accompanied by radishes, sliced bell pepper (green, red, and yellow), water cress, olives (black and green), and croutons (previously reserved from the endless supply of day old bread and bake/fried in olive oil and a secret blend of spices heavy on the rosemary) followed by a thorough drenching of creamy italian dressing.
Well,now, ain't that a trick! That's some mighty fine magic! Okay, now that this duel's been started properly with a dinner salad, it's time to pull out the big guns.
*Mattie pulls out her spaghetti and meatball shooter and turns the sauce switch to "extra thick"* I cooked these noodles just right, so it should stick to that nice leather overcoat reeeal well.
*Mattie, still holding the fondue, chucks it up in the air, aims and fires her spaghetti shooter at Dave while he watches the molten cheese waaay up in the air.... DIRECT HIT!!*
Haha! Eat that Mr. Salad Slinger!
Wacky fun!
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Oh, I almost forgot! Thanks for the wicked costume, seryn! Can I be the gunslinger who's not in black? (there's always one who isn't--usually the good guy) How 'bout some earth-tones. Something kinda like Zoe--ya know, and a long BROWNCOAT to go over it? 
Wacky fun!
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sure, wardrobes over there, just run through it!
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Shiny!
*Mattie runs through the wardrobe and emerges in black comando boots, tight brown pants, a cute red v-neck top, and a form fitting knee-length suede brown leather coat.*
Haha! Wait... wait, there's something in my belt.
*Mattie reaches for her gunsling and finds a Jell-O pudding shooter with the whipping cream and sprinlkes hopper attached.*
OOOhhh! Super shiny! Watch out Dave!
Wacky fun!
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Originally posted by Mattie:
*Mattie pulls out her spaghetti and meatball shooter and turns the sauce switch to "extra thick"* I cooked these noodles just right, so it should stick to that nice leather overcoat reeeal well.
*Mattie, still holding the fondue, chucks it up in the air, aims and fires her spaghetti shooter at Dave while he watches the molten cheese waaay up in the air.... DIRECT HIT!!*
*Sudenly the entire poulation of the town of Cicero, IL materializes out of nowhere and, pasta bowls in hand, procede to eat all of the spagetthi and every last meatball before vanishing in a cloud of cheap cologne leaving nothing but a summons for Al Capone to appear in federal court dated March 12, 1929.*
Then, as the fondue cheese arcs in, the fondue forks of doom - moving fatser than the eye can follow - soak up all of the cheese onto endless pieces of day old bread which are then flung about the room in an apparently random patern that seen from above appears to spell out, "Call me Ishmael."
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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*Serenity, suddenly finding herself dressed in a Saloon girl outfit, grabs one of the cheesy-bread laden forks as it soars through the air and pops the bread into her mouth.*
Ooh, I love fondue!
Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
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