I Have Never...
POSTED BY: seryn
UPDATED: Monday, May 8, 2006 21:23
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*drinks 14 and 15*
Seryn dear, I am drinking.
16. I have never worn a boot on my head.
You see? She's not a junkie or mentally ill, she's gifted!--Momma Roxy
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I'll drink on that one, and adapt on the sleeping theme.
I have never slept in the same room as my girlfriend's mother.
(Family Guy plug: I've never gave a spider-monkey a reacharound while trying to pick up a Porto Rican immigrant in a Logan Airport.)
I think a little chaos is in order.
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Way outta time here....
9, *drink* (Drama dept....)
10 was mine
11 *drinks*
12 *drinks* (Drama dept again...
)
13 *drinks* *drinks* EpIII and skiing
14 *drinks* traveled outside several borders...
15 *doesn't drink* never got so bad I had to...
16 *drinks*
17 (I think) I have never been surprised at where I have woken up.
Holding until you get back, Captain.
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Drinks for crossing the boarder,
drinks for sleeping outside drunk.... oh wait was that a thing?
no drinky for boot on the head,
or the other thing with the spider monkey.
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"Finding the answer It's a human obsession
But you might as well talk to the stones and the trees and the sea
'Cause nobody knows And so few can see
There's only beauty and caring and truth beyond darkness." -Estonia(This Strange Engine) -Marillion
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i can't follow the order...i'm lost, haha
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Thas' wha happens when you drink too mush, dontcha know?
*hiccup*
I need to get some fresh air...
*wanders out*
Holding until you get back, Captain.
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Alrighty, Trying to get organized:
From the nook:
I.
01. I have never danced with the devil in the pale moon light.
02. I never met a BDH.
03. I have never jumped out of an airplane.
04. I’ve never gone skinny dipping.
05. I have never cheated on my taxes.
06. I never played baseball.
07. I’ve never been to Mexico.
From Here:
II.
01. I have never... worn clothing made of rubber...
02. I have never kissed on a first date.
03. I've never slept with someone who's name I didn't know.
04. I have never wrestled in jello.
05. I have never taken any illegal narcotics.
06. I have never smoked.
07. I have never hunted any living thing.
08. I have never broken my arm.
09. I've never been involved in a foursome? oh wait... 5some.
10. I have never broken someone else's arm.
11. I've never been to Spain.
12. I have never dressed up as a member of the opposite sex.
13. I never snow skied.
14. I've never traveled outside of the border.
15. I've never watched the Star Wars episode III a second time.
15.5. I haaaave never ssshlept outshide on the doorshtep.
16. I have never worn a boot on my head.
17. I have never slept in the same room as my girlfriend's mother.
17.5 I've never gave a spider-monkey a reacharound while trying to pick up a Porto Rican immigrant in a Logan Airport.
18. I've never been arrested, well, not by an officer of the law.
Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live
"Finding the answer It's a human obsession
But you might as well talk to the stones and the trees and the sea
'Cause nobody knows And so few can see
There's only beauty and caring and truth beyond darkness." -Estonia(This Strange Engine) -Marillion
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Doesn't, doesn't, drink, drink, doesn't, drink,drink.
Doesn't, drink,doesn't, doesn't, drink, drink, doesn't, drink, doesn't, doesn't, doesn't, drink, drink, drink, drink, doesn't, doesn't, doesn't, doesn't, drink.
I have never actually ridden a llama.
Heh, 13 shots... Time for a beer.
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16, to 19, no drinketh.
20, I have never practiced writing my signature with my first name and a celebrities surname.
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Awww I'm starting to feel really dull...
5 drinks only
*pours into one glass and downs.*
*shudders*
I'll be feeling that soon enough.
OK then...
21. I have never secretly replaced someones pet (the original having died whilst I was supposed to be looking after it.)
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Dark Angel, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Enterprise, Farscape... anything else you'd like to cancel?
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