That SHINY job

POSTED BY: zzetta13
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ZZETTA13

Friday, March 31, 2006 2:10 PM

Fellow Browncoats,

Got a call from Joss Whedon the other day. Said he was given the green light on season 2. He said he was filling vacancies left in the production crew and wanted to know if I was up to the task of working on the show for 1year+
What do you think I told him? I told him that it depended on the money.

Of course all of you know that the above statment is just a gorram fantasy of mine. Joss couldn't call me on the phone. He ain't got my number. But if he did,I think it would be something in the art department or maybe props. That would be my choice or dream anyway.

So if Joss would happen to call you with a job opportunity what would it be? Or what do you feel is something you could do to help the show so that it would continue on to season 3 ?

Some samples,Staff Writting Assistant, Props,Make-up,Computer Graphics and so on.....

It could be anything that you realy think you're good at and maybe lead up to having your face next on the silver screen (or tv screen).

Joss "What! Jayne called in sick today. We need a stand in. Z put down that shovel with the cow poop in it and get over here."

DAYVE

Friday, March 31, 2006 3:41 PM

...kraft services...?

i make a mean burrito

DAYVE

Friday, March 31, 2006 3:44 PM

er, ah....meant Craft - not kraft...guess i was thinking with my stomach

NUCLEARDAY

Friday, March 31, 2006 3:45 PM

ooh! ooh! Is there a position for official gawking-boy? Someone to stand in the corner gaping at all the pretty Heroes? And babbling like a moon-brain when Jewel walks by? 'Cause I think I'd be really good at that...

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You can take my hope when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

Oh, and: "Sarge? I think I'm nekkid."

CYBERSNARK

Friday, March 31, 2006 3:49 PM

I'd be okay with starting as a writers' assistant.

That's how it's done, after all: writers' assistant => assistant writer/script doctor => staff writer => lead writer => show-runner on my own series.

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EMPXENU

Friday, March 31, 2006 3:57 PM

Um... I could make coffee for the heroes. Yeah, I could do that.

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Jesus was a spineless pinko-commie pacifist

ZZETTA13

Friday, March 31, 2006 4:05 PM

NUCLEARDAY, that may be a position known as "Best Boy". You may get to say things like " Gorram Inara, you sure look hot today." or "Kaylee, you still up for that body massage after work?"

Come to think of it. Thats a job I want

Or maybe the "Key Grip" job.
"OK, who's got the keys to Inaras, Kaylees and Zoeys trailers?"

Z- "I do sir. I've got a tight grip on them too. Nobodys gittin in there but me."

In which he replies "Security!! Get this rabid FF nutcase out of here."

Dayve, I'm sure there would be plenty of "Kraft" involved with your craft. " Inara, you've got a bit of cheese on your dress. Can I wipe it off "

GRIZWALD

Friday, March 31, 2006 4:07 PM

Wardrobe! Can I work in wardrobe? Pleeeeze?

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They could not take the sky from them -
Our Big Damn Heroes made a film!
I'm gonna see Serenity then
go back the next morning and see it again.
Cuz no one at Fox knew this show had no equal
C'mon Universal, and greenlight the sequel!

Click on my profile for my Annoyingly Long List of Firefly Links.

FOLLOWMAL

Friday, March 31, 2006 4:18 PM

I want the shiny job where I'm personal assistant to our one and only Captain, Nathan Fillion! Yes, I could definitely do that...

Oh, and I want to be the one and only shiny assistant to our Cap'n!

" You hold. Hold til I get back." Mal

GRIZWALD

Friday, March 31, 2006 4:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FollowMal:

I want the shiny job where I'm personal assistant to our one and only Captain, Nathan Fillion! Yes, I could definitely do that...

Oh, and I want to be the one and only shiny assistant to our Cap'n!

Yes, but you will notice how I craftily called Wardrobe before FollowMal called Personal Assistant. Which means I am the one who gets to do alterations on the Tightpants.

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They could not take the sky from them -
Our Big Damn Heroes made a film!
I'm gonna see Serenity then
go back the next morning and see it again.
Cuz no one at Fox knew this show had no equal
C'mon Universal, and greenlight the sequel!

Click on my profile for my Annoyingly Long List of Firefly Links.

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