South Park vs Scientology

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CHRISISALL

Friday, March 31, 2006 6:31 PM

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Originally posted by BrownCoat1:
the second they poke fun at his he quits & Tom & his scientologist buddies use their underhanded tactics to have the episode pulled.

But wasn't Kenny a Scientologist? I mean, before he got killed?

Chrisisall's real religion:
http://www.venganza.org/

ANTHONYT

Friday, March 31, 2006 7:12 PM

Deadwood, Season 2, Episodes 1 & 2 Swearengen was hamburger and Bullock had a concussion. Sol Star was recovering for days in bed.

This is how I wish all action movies were. Like in Die Hard movie 1, it's always better to see the Hero suffer. Limping, bruised, bleeding, wincing. And winning anyway. Rambo III is the anti-Die Hard. Get shot through the torso, burn the hole with gunpowder, climb a cliff the next day.

But I digress.

I'm glad for Southpark's stance against censorship. I'm dismayed at Scientology's stance for censorship.

I'm glad for the Southpark episode lampooning Chef's return from the 'Super Adventure Club,' and subsequent resurrection as 'Darth Chef.'

--Anthony

"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner

CHRISISALL

Friday, March 31, 2006 7:33 PM

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Originally posted by AnthonyT:

Like in Die Hard movie 1, it's always better to see the Hero suffer. Limping, bruised, bleeding, wincing. And winning anyway.

To me, 'Action Movie' is exactly Rambo III. Dramatic movie containing action is like First Blood, Die Hard, Serenity, Empire Strikes Back, Defiance (see that one? It's great), etc.
If the hero doesn't pay some price for his actions, it's a cartoon.
But there's a time for those too.
*uhh, can't think; brain hurts...put on MI2....music's good....*

Thread hijacker Chrisisall

SIGMANUNKI

Friday, March 31, 2006 7:43 PM

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Originally posted by chrisisall:

If you want to go there, Tom doing that running kick/back flip in the hallway came closer to that for me (besides, they cut the endless scene of Cruise in the hospital with cracked ribs, ruptured spleen, and skull fracture; it slowed the pace at the end....)

Exactly. It wasn't in the movie (though this is the first I've heard of that scene). Thus the really really non-reality. Plus, I wouldn't buy the hospital thing anyway. They would have been puddles.

But that's just IMO.

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Originally posted by chrisisall:

The first MI flick was definitly a better 'MI' movie, but I found MI2 highly entertaining for what it was.

True, MI:2 was an entertaining movie. Just wasn't a MI movie. That's all I was going for

It probably hit me fairly hard because I watched them both back to back.

In the end, it's all the angle we look at it with, eh?

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"We're in a giant car heading into a brick wall at 100 miles/hr and everybody's arguing about where they want to sit."
-David Suzuki

COPILOT

Friday, March 31, 2006 8:26 PM

I've really liked the Mission Impossible movies for the crazy out there could never happen stunts. But now Tom Cruises face just bugs me. I really used to like him too. Now he's ruined it for me by gettin all self righeous on us. I can't help it I'll see MI for Ethan Hunt's crazy ass not Tom Cruise. Also South Park will not go away just because some group hates it that's why it's been on the air this long!

An I carried such a torch

CHRISISALL

Friday, March 31, 2006 9:51 PM

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Originally posted by SigmaNunki:
It wasn't in the movie (though this is the first I've heard of that scene).

Sorry, there's no sarcasm emoticon to attach to that scene I described, I made that up.

Shucks, in reality there ain't no IMF anyway, and if there were, it'd be a lot nastier than Tom (pretty and don't kill too many) would have it.

I'M OVER-ANALYZING AGAIN>>>!!!!

Pick that nit Chrisisall

SIGMANUNKI

Friday, March 31, 2006 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by chrisisall:

Sorry, there's no sarcasm emoticon to attach to that scene I described, I made that up.

Damn you ChrisIsAll!!!! *shakes fist of death*

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"We're in a giant car heading into a brick wall at 100 miles/hr and everybody's arguing about where they want to sit."
-David Suzuki

CITIZEN

Friday, March 31, 2006 10:49 PM

If they weren't all rich with big expensive lawyers they'd be burning stuff.

All religions are the same, which is why I defended Islam back in the Islamic cartoon thread (not those doing the burning as some freedom hating Christian-Fundementalists *cough*Cartoon*cough* would have it).

Religions are, for some, an excuse to be dicks.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

PIRATENEWS

Saturday, April 1, 2006 3:39 AM

Wasn't it South Park that showed Tom Cruise coming out of the closet? As in GAY. Homosexual, that is. Mimi Rogers, his first Jewish wife who got him into SciFientology complained he never wanted sex, at least not with her, at least not with women. I knew that nude shower scene in Taps was too damn gay.

And what's the name of that planet or star system, that L Ron Hubbard said populated the Earth, and killed their prisoners in volcanos, so their ghosts can haunt the un-clear human race - at least until they pay $200,000 for brainwash therapy from their cult? Sirius the Dog Star - are you serious? (G-o-d spelled backwards.) Or did they just copy the Aztecs From Outer Space, except without all that nasty cannibalism? Didn't the Jewish Freemasons From Outer Space also sell that Sirius scam? Isn't Tom Cruise Jewish?

Dianetics - wasn't ElRon's first wife named Diane?

And CIA and FBI agents run the senior management at SciFientology HQ, to help fleece the flock of suckers? Or gather intel around the world?

And how does fairey-boy Travolta own a fleet of jets parked at his house? That SciFientology sure pays good, for some reason. When it doesn't torture and kill you. Or is his wife such a great stripper with Tom Cruise that Travolta can retire? Show me tha money, honey, and you can take your clothes off for the whole damn world?

I knew Tom seemed too "natural" in the banned orgy scene in Eyes Wide Shut - like he's been there before...

Or could it be... THE ATTACK OF THE POD PEOPLE FROM OUTER SPACE?!

Quote:
L Ron Hubbard - Messiah or Madman?

by Bent Corydon and L. Ron Hubbard Jr aka Ronald DeWolf
www.Amazon.com
(click to read excerpt)

Reviews:

The information in each chapter was culled from court documents and interviews, and the fact that the Cult of Scientology was unable to legally supress its publication attests to its honesty and accuracy.

Here are a few weird factoids about the Cult:

1) The church paid Alexis, Hubbard's daughter, money to settle her claim to a share of Hubbard's estate. They failed to get her to sign a document stating her BROTHER was her father, not L. Ron.

2) High-ranking members of the chruch believe they are posessed by thousands of souls of dead aliens, called body thetans. These souls were implanted with false visions of reality by an evil intergalactic ruler named Xenu, 75 million years ago. This possession hinders mankind from achiving its true potential -- and only Scientology tech can exorcise these body thetans.

3) A raid by the FBI in 1977 uncovered information that the Chruch of Scientology had been raiding government offices and destroying documents related to the cult. This resulted in the criminal conviction of 11 high-ranking Scientologists, including Mary Sue Hubbard, Hubbard's wife.

Book text:

Surrounded by adoring teenyboppers, uniformed in mini-skirts, bikini tops and high-heeled boots, Hubbard was a bigamist who masterminded Watergate-style break-ins. He was an opium addict who secretly regarded himself as the successor to Aleister Crowley, self-proclaimed "Beast 666." These are but some of the facts about the man covered in this unusual biography.

Why this seeming obsession with abortion by Hubbard Sr?

RON JR.:

We were living in Bremerton, Washington. The year was 1940 and I was six years old.

I was in bed asleep when I was awakened by my mother's screams. I remember quietly making my way to my parents' bedroom. The door was slightly ajar and I peeked in.

Their room was dimly lit and I could see my father sitting on top of my mother. She was lying on the bed naked. I remember he was wearing a robe. He was doing something to her but, of course, I had no idea what.

I could see my mother wasn't resisting him, so, shaken and completely mystified, I went back to bed and tried to sleep. The next day I saw a blood-stained sheet in the garbage.

Years later I realized what he must have been doing that night.

When I got my courage up I mentioned it to my mother. She told me that, during the

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