THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #27-Shiny Spring beginnings

POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Sunday, March 26, 2006 22:13
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SICKDUDE

Monday, March 20, 2006 11:35 PM

"Let's see... frozen pees... frozen beans... frozen protein paste... (Shouting) Hey, who took the last Hot Pocket!? It had my name on it."

"It's a cow."

BSCPANTHERFAN

Monday, March 20, 2006 11:48 PM

"What's that smell -- Jayne, what have I told you about mixing your laundry in with other folks? You can explain to Inara why her stuff smells like go se when she gets back later!"

So who is he?
He's my husband.
Well who in the damn galaxy ain't!

JAMESTHEDARK

Monday, March 20, 2006 11:51 PM

Contrary to popular belief, Mal's copy of "Care and Culturing of Institutionalized Hatred" does, in fact, burn.

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I ain't lookin' for help from on high. That's a damn long wait for a train don't come.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Monday, March 20, 2006 11:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Mal: And THATS why you don't mix bleach and ammonia.

Jayne(in fog): cough...at least..cough..it got the cow crap off-COUGH!-off the floor.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

SERYN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 1:25 AM

When Mal installed their brand new sauna, the girls never did get round to asking exactly why it needed that vent in the roof.

Mal:(whispers) Jayne, quick, Inara Just took her towel off!

/or

Wash:(OOC) I'll warn you now Mal, my missus can kill you with her pinky.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 4:37 AM

Wow. 2 in a row. I am humbled, and challenged (some would just say retarded, but I don't drool as much anymore so...), so where was I? Oh yeah, challenged to go for threepeat...this might take a few tries, but here goes...

Jayne(OS): Who is it this time?
Mal: Its Saffron again, and this time she's got some strong perfume tha...that...ohh, sonofab--

OR

Jewel(OS): Whacha doin', Tightpants?
Nathan: Carbon freezing. It was good enough for a pirate like Solo, its damn good enough for the hoe-tze de pee goo who tried to sell me a comic with my face on it for $30!

OR

Mal: Huh. Zoe? Didn't we bury Tracey?
Zoe(OS): Yes, sir, I believe we did.
Mal: Someone mind 'splainin' why he's in this here meat freezer?
River(OS): Waste not, want not.

OR

Mal: Uh, Yosaff? Next time you smuggle yourself, you might consider not packin' yourself in an armored beer refrigerator. But seein' as you're in there, mind handin' me a Mudder's Milk?

OR

Mal: So, since we didn't have no shovels, we're just gonna pack Wash, Shepherd and Mr. Universe in this cooler until we reach Greenleaf? Hardly seem right. Hey where's that lovebot anyway?
Jayne(os): Uh, I'll be in my bunk...

OR

MAL: Simon, mind explaining why you brought the gorram Pax aboard my ship?

that's all for now! Maybe some more later!

BWAH!
TCM

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DAYVE

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 5:19 AM

Cotton candy ?....gorram it, I'll show you some gorram cotton candy.....

CAUSAL

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 5:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Dayve:

Mal: Frozen dinner pack--protein. Frozen dinner pack--protein. Protein bars--50 count. Protein wafer--packs of three. Protein supplements--pills. Protein-rich flour replacement. Gorramit! Zoe! I recall having a chat with you about variety...

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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.

CHOLLETT

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 6:39 AM

Mal: "WHO LEFT THIS PENSIEVE IN HERE????"

OR

As Mal stared into the Pensieve, he became aware that he was watching Inara's memories, and FINALLY realized that she had feelings for him.

OR

Kaylee (OS): "What's the Captain doing?"
Simon (OS): "He's been looking in that Pensieve for a while now, and has just realized Inara has feelings for him."
Kaylee (OS): "FINALLY!!!!!!!"
Mal: "Wha...HEY! GET OUT OF HERE!"

Ok, enough w/ the HP stuff.

OR

Jayne (OS): "Uhh, Mal, that's an awfully smoky little screen ya got there, whatcha watchin' in there?"
*Leans over*
Mal: "Wha...HEY, JAYNE! KNOCK NEXT TIME!"
*closes lid*

OR

Mal: "Uhh, Kaylee? I think the cargo's on fire."

OR

Mal: "Um, Kaylee? I think the incense is on fire."
Inara (Below): *sniff* "That's not incense..." *bursts out laughing*

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 6:50 AM

Pensieves, huh?
Well, then, here's another other-movie reference:

"There's a Girl in My Soup."

OR:

Jayne(OS): Why'd y'all order a live girl?

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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