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Succatash Poses Nude in Response to Protests

POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Monday, May 5, 2003 14:15
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Friday, April 25, 2003 11:31 PM


I've received so much hate mail after last week, my publicist thought I should do something to make the problem go away.

So, I decided to pose semi-nude, as my response to all the anti-Succatash sentiment I've been experiencing.









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Saturday, April 26, 2003 1:05 AM

I have just been informed that I'm not as funny as I think I am.

The person who informed me did not see the recent news headline about the Dixie Chicks posing nude in response to boycotting and protests.

Really, I'm just trying to be funny. Dammit! A joke gets ruined when you have to explain it.



The Dixie Chicks (news - web sites) pose nude on the cover of Entertainment Weekly magazine released on April 24, 2003. Emily Robison, Natalie Maines (news) and Marti Seidel (L-R) said they posed nude in response to the controversy created by pro-war advocates over Maines' remark at a concert in London on March 10 that they were 'ashamed' President Bush (news - web sites) was from their home state of Texas. (Entertainment Weekly via Reuters)

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030424/161/3vzrf.html

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Saturday, April 26, 2003 1:16 AM

I've got to say, I like your picture better Succatash.

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Saturday, April 26, 2003 1:22 AM

You like it better, now that you've seen the Dixie Chicks picture?

Or do you mean that you like it better than the Dixie Chicks picture....


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Saturday, April 26, 2003 1:54 AM

Sorry dude. Even though you seem to be sportin' quite the unit there, I'd have to go with the Chicks, bein' that I prefer girls and all.

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Saturday, April 26, 2003 1:58 AM

I think it's better than the Dixie Chicks picture, and the joke makes sense to me now. Before it was just crudely funny. Now it's crudely funny with meaning .

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Saturday, April 26, 2003 2:13 AM

Did Kaythryn just call me a bitch?

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Saturday, April 26, 2003 2:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kaythryn:
Now it's crudely funny with meaning .


I'm thinkin' she meant that in a nice way. After all, South Park is crudely funny and that's why it's one of my favs.

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Cap'n, can I have money for a slinky dress?

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Saturday, April 26, 2003 2:29 AM

I just downloaded the new South Park from Kazaa. 706 - Lil' Crime Stoppers. Turned out to be an old episode of That '70's Show. I got tricked!

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Saturday, April 26, 2003 2:40 AM

Reminds me of a line in "Cheech & Chong's Next Movie"

CHEECH: Hey man!! Somebody ripped off the thing that I ripped off!

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Cap'n, can I have money for a slinky dress?

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Saturday, April 26, 2003 2:50 AM

Quote:
Posted by Succatash:
Did Kaythryn just call me a bitch?

No, no, no, no. Well...no.



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Saturday, April 26, 2003 3:17 AM

If it makes you feel better Succatash, I had already seen the Dixie Chicks picture, so I found your own picture quite amusing!

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Saturday, April 26, 2003 3:38 AM

This gives a whole new and exciting meaning to the phrase "Captain Tightpants"!

Word.

Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

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Saturday, April 26, 2003 4:24 AM

Oh dear god in heaven.... MY EYES!!!!!!

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DOBSON: I'm supposed to be meeting my wife's sister. I've only got a few days to see her...

ZOE: I wish there was another way...

DOBSON: Oh, no, no. That woman is like a dragon. I mean, I believe she has a tail. If there's any other moons we need to visit, or if we could just
fly very slowly...

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Saturday, April 26, 2003 6:29 AM

Dear god in heaven is right. I can't believe what my eyes have seen. I have to go wash them now. How could Americans wind up on the cover of a magazine just for exercising their first amendment rights? I think the Dixie chicks could have gotten on the cover regardless of their nakedness. I am proud to live in a country where we can speak our minds freely. I am also glad that people can oppose my opinions. People can love or hate the Dixie chicks for what they have to say...that's what makes America so great...we don't all have to agree.

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Who's winning?
I can't really tell, they don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.
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Sunday, April 27, 2003 7:18 AM

have you tried asking some people here on fff if they would take real nude photo's and do this same thing, but not you, Succatash!

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Sunday, April 27, 2003 7:20 AM

I like to whistle the Weird Song but you always manage to bring the whole band.

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Sunday, April 27, 2003 12:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ManiacNumberOne:
have you tried asking some people here on fff if they would take real nude photo's and do this same thing, but not you, Succatash!


Now THAT would be an interesting way to end/keep a thread going. If you believe in the position enough to post your nude picture then you can continue to argue it. If not, you lose.

"Societies are supported by human activity, therefore they are constantly threatened by the human facts of self-intrest and stupidity." --Peter Berger

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Wednesday, April 30, 2003 7:59 PM

If I post MY nude picture, EVERYBODY loses!

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Thursday, May 1, 2003 3:07 AM

Your picture is much funnier than the Dixie Chicks'.

One quibble - you left out Asshat. That was my favorite.

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Thursday, May 1, 2003 3:33 AM

Damn, somebody called me "Ass Hat?"

I missed that. Now I"m REALLY pissed off!

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Thursday, May 1, 2003 6:24 AM


Apparently, yes!

http://www.confusednation.com/asshat/

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Thursday, May 1, 2003 6:28 AM

ass·hat
n. slang
1. A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.
2. Tight fitting underwear
[sny: asshole, asshead, assclown, asswad, asshot, assface, prick, faggot, whitey tighties]


If someone just called me contemptible and detestable, I can accept that. But damn! I hope it wasn't the second choice because I am really senstive about the tight underwear thing.

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Thursday, May 1, 2003 6:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jasonzzz:

Apparently, yes!

http://www.confusednation.com/asshat/

"There's no telling where some words come from. Like, for instance, who was the genius that one day said "I'm going to invent the word 'fuck' just so people can scream it at each other while driving down the highway."? I'm guessing we will never know how some words came into origin."

Wrong, I'm afraid: Here's a link to learn the true meaning of the F-Word.

Audio File
http://www.strangefinger.com/Definition-Fuck.mp3

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Thursday, May 1, 2003 4:23 PM

Funny pic Succatash.

Thought the Dixie Chiks & their nude stunt is a bit overboard, but hey, guess they are getting their time in the spotlight by being at the center of all this controversy.


"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Thursday, May 1, 2003 5:38 PM

funny part is that natalie maines (middle) had some OBVIOUS work done to her. She's nowhere near that thin.

If you're gonna pose nude, at least use your own body. Now there's controversy if it was major airbrushing or a different body all together.

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Friday, May 2, 2003 12:35 AM

Do Succatash's supporters get to go free or should Maniac and I start stripping?

"Societies are supported by human activity, therefore they are constantly threatened by the human facts of self-intrest and stupidity." --Peter Berger

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Friday, May 2, 2003 12:55 AM

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Posted by Tragicstory:
Do Succatash's supporters get to go free or should Maniac and I start stripping?


Whoo hoo! Take it off!

"Remember when that used to be a fan site?"
"...yeah, but then it fell to the evils of scary male nudity."

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

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Friday, May 2, 2003 2:03 AM

In fairness to everyone on this site, we should see some nekkid wimmens too!

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Friday, May 2, 2003 7:24 AM

That picture is just creep-ifying.

And I agree, unless Nat has been working out like a mad woman, that just don't look like her.

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Friday, May 2, 2003 7:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
[BAudio File
http://www.strangefinger.com/Definition-Fuck.mp3



this was a damnn funny soundbite Succatash
I laughed long and hard when it said - "why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself"

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Monday, May 5, 2003 2:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ManiacNumberOne:
Quote:
"why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself"


I truely hope I get the opportunity to use that phrase someday.

That whole soundbite was hi-larious!!!!

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